Television reports: the cockroaches have appeared again in the city. There was a period when they all disappeared, without any apparent reason. And now just like that, without any apparent reason, they appeared again. The newly appeared cockroaches are resistant to the effects of cellular communication and have a more sturdy chitin armor, which is not so easy to crush with a tap.

Going to Upgrade? O_O

I understand where so many unrelated citations came from... guys! About the fact that "who has 3 quotes on the main one, any one will give" was a joke!

But here in our office, Sisadmin is young, always shaved, rides a car, doesn’t drink and never wears sweaters.
He’s not real, right?

Call the coordination center of the Russian Federation.
I: No.SU domain names are registered.
Q. And the RU?
Shit is normal.
(Wild rust of all departments on both sides of the phone)

xxx: well why fucking before the movies weighed 700 meters and were in normal quality, and now I scroll 2 GB and watch the video taken on the phone from the cinema?

A little secret for you guys.
Want to know the real size of your girlfriend’s breasts at the beginning of dating? Pay attention to the brush. If the chest of the 3rd size and more - the shaft is wide or two thinner, because. the chest is heavy, and if visually the chest seems large, but the shaft is thin - 99% porelon insert

The xxx:
As a child, I was just very afraid that I would get sober and I would be watered under a hose with cold water.
YYYY :
As a child, I never imagined that I would get into a puppy.

Conrad
by Playa. In my ass I hear, the book about me will be short, funny and in a soft interwoven... The necrologist is called... has licked himself green. I went down until it dried up. Now what was lying down became salad, and the tongue bright green.


Conrad
History had a continuation. I forgot about my tongue until I cleaned my ears with cotton sticks. He diluted them diligently. have cleaned. I looked at the green stick. I looked in the mirror...
I think of my own vanity and simplicity.

In response to:
In response to the 'what to add to the laundry powder,so that you don't piss'.add wallpaper glue.it is also powder-shaped.so the effect will be super.don't forget to sign up afterwards.
Plan for Detection of Paddle:
1) in a separate box for powder mix cheap powder (so that it is not a pity) and blue (a means for bleaching clothes when washing) in reasonable amounts (so that it appears to be special granules)
Leave the box in a visible place.
If you see a man with blue spots on his clothes, know that he is a fallen man.
P.S Warning, or you can get them.
P.R.S. Subscribe as it passes.)

On Saturday morning I saw a man in the store clearly after Friday, i.e. and OCH. The catcher takes four bottles of beer and asks for a package, on the question of the seller "which" issues "Outlookable";

xxx at 10:30:46
ROFL - The Indigo Children
I watched by the edge of my eyes a broadcast of some toy room with children on television. There is a type of leader speaking - who will name the more words ending in B? Well, the kids called - notebook, honor, and then the gesture started :))))
eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve -...
we roasted, I bowed out of the kitchen when I got to 118
The leader quietly roared in the side...

Answer to:

People, why are all the heads so ugly?
----------------

1st Because the tax brain cares (because, in our country, it is believed that if the tax inspector has found nothing, it is a bad tax inspector, they are looking for where to scratch... And who is responsible for this? is right. The Chief. Who is charged with tax? The head again.
2nd Because the bosses want to fucking the whole world, and hide the footprints of the boss (and this is criminal responsibility).
Three Because our government changes something in the legislation every year in the middle of the year. And then he declares, and from the beginning of the year you will recalculate... So little changes, so you will not understand our fuzzy laws until the law of the Ministry of Finance is born with explanations, how to do what is right...

You can continue and continue...

And as a bonus, at work there is some fucking young aitišnik, who instead of answering the question will fuck out for half an hour.

xxx: Listen, you stream do not laugh, have you tried to move your mind to another place?
YYYY: well
XXX: What do you feel about it?
My hand is tired

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Why have we not had sex yet?

yyy (21:41:55 10/08/2009)
This is Katie’s guy. You are fucking fucking.

<MALINKA>: The Translation of the Bear!
<MedveD_346>: Translation of lunch!

I don’t see that guy unlike some!!!!)))
tmk is ah. Unlike many others, I’m not lying :)

In the smoke:

Accountant (hysterically):...yes, I have not seen anything of your work so far, so it is not!
How many times have you seen your brain?

xxx: I will take in the DAR in good hands Chihuahua Puppy very much want!

yyy: Chihuahua puppies are NihuaHua to themselves, I doubt someone will give...

Ukrainian channel STB:

"Patriarch of Moscow went on holiday to a women’s monastery..."
It was ? ?

She: You are the last one I would agree to sleep with!
He: Okay, I’ll tell you not to be taken after me!