Sova: In order to strengthen the corporate spirit, everyone in our company likes to repeat that we are “one friendly family.” From which I concluded today: what the boss did to me on the bench is natural incest, and the fact that he is much older than me makes him a real pedophile...

I hate crazy people.
It is self-critical...

With KMP...
I recently arrived at my MCH. Sitting in his room, a pleasant evening... The matter came to sex. As always - quiet, so that no one hears (and what do you do, the match lives with parents). All great, the only thing - his mother knocked on the door a couple of times, something about some "attributes" said. was killed. In three hours I go home, I dress up – the most important piece of clothes is missing – the cowards. Looked for a long time. was killed. The match came out of the room to find out what the mother wanted. He returns in a few minutes with a cheerful smile, stretching a coward. It turns out, his favorite cat pulled them out of the door, clinging to the foot. Moreover, this bastard was playing with them all over the apartment! I am still ashamed of his relatives in the eyes!

No, of course, the Maya were smart guys, but the end of the world could not come before House slept with Caddy! Otherwise, I refuse to note it.

A cold winter is expected. MTS changes the logo to a blue egg.

Liz: I'm German and little bit Russian
Sanx: Yes, you are all there, Little Bit Rush! My grandparents tried to do it :)

of Irkutsk. A crowd of officials headed by the governor stands in front of a tape (which is usually cut off), and think -"who, to shave, should have taken the scissors?"... The crowd of this officials in the hand had to tear this tape on the principle of stretching the rope... everything is not like people...

The girl I just started to talk to yesterday said.

She -"I with you men offer you a girl to divorce like two fingers...".
What are you talking about?"
She -"I am about myself!"

Prehistory: a young man disappeared, did not respond to calls, dropped or was outside the network access zone. Thro the day, the girl in the squad was all out. Detailed descriptions of the planned massacre and angry messages to heaven are not even worth mentioning. Finally he found. Love, comrades, is a terrible force.
xxx (23:40:03 10/12/2009)
Fuck the shit.
xxx (23:40:06 10/12/2009)
was found.
xxx (23:40:27 10/12/2009)
In the mouth.
xxx (23:41:53 10/12/2009)
This is shit people!!! to
xxx (23:45:18 10/12/2009)
I am breaking something!! to
xxx (23:49:07 10/12/2009)
We need to strike a battle row.
xxx (23:49:26 10/12/2009)
Cook the cakes for him. The dog will be hungry.

We live in difficult times! The upper are addicts, the lower are alkashi, and the middle class is addicted to the Internet!! to

I go to the surgeon with my leg in the plaster.
Doc: What do you have?
I: The breakup of Achilles
What did he?
Danced
What did he dance?
Jumping
Is it how?
Do you dance?

Today in St. Petersburg:
I walk on a rather dark street, in the evening, I rush. In front of her is a girl, behind her, 5-6 meters young man (mph). The girl (d) turns sharply and there is a dialogue:
Q: Why are you pursuing me? 10 minutes after me!
MCH: What did you take, I am going home at all!
I think you’re going like you want to rape me!
Yes, I don't have time to rape you - there hockey in 10 minutes starts, and I have 4 quarters to go home! And he begins to leave...

I have not seen such a sad face in girls for a long time.

Comments on the photo in contact:

Maxim Underwater Usmansky
13 October 2009 at 23:34
Naturally, there will be enough of one photograph on which my gaze will glide carefully absorbing every curve of this perfection.

Daniel Boss wrote
9 November 2009 at 0:59
Sissy is

Response from Vladivostok to:
This was in the news about Vladivostok.
On the fourth day, I don’t know what happens on the roads. Show traffic jams, and a smiling girl driving a jeep: "Here I am 5 kilometers from home before work. 3 hours ago"
You can walk steadily in an hour!
They cried, cried, but continued to fuck the cactus.
*************
This is precisely what to add - because the situation on the sidewalks is even worse than on the roads in 5 minutes of walking you can load up to 5 times (tested on bitter experience), and the central part of the city - also wet to the thread, because everything is overwhelmed with dirty snow on the knee, it is not time to get away. And for girls to go - it is generally a pack full, I regret them - especially our guide - you go, and below the abyss of 4 meters - you can easily slide down and through the laundry down... And in public transport - so half removed due to the heroic situation on the roads, and in the buses complete anarchy. So if you want to get there, you get into the car. And because of the cars can’t get rid of all this shit in time. Therefore, we are collecting signatures for the removal of the administration and the mayor.
This is a fucking recursion on the example of our local government. Bring it somewhere, or it’s really crazy.

If laziness is the engine of progress, then I am probably the eternal engine.

Now watched news on NTV:"In his first flight came out the world's largest cruise ship "Oasis""
by *****
I have a feeling of dejave...

XXX: Come in where you came out!
Go yourself in the ass!! to

Dr. Aybolit had a brother, the pathologist Ayumer.
YYYY : )
yyy: as well as traumatologist - Ahrustitis, dentist - Aydasplyun, gynecologist - Moydodyr?
xxx: proctologist Aydadad
yyy: and the sanitary Вотбля

Thanks for the third number! It was very interesting to read. Among the shortcomings I would like to point out the presence of speech and lexical errors. Tell me, Sergey, do you have an expert who performs the final linguistic editing of the text before signing the number in print?
Why do we have no jizz? O_O

How are you? and )
10th class, lesson of literature, note in the diary:
"Agressively murmured on the teacher!"