With KMP...
I recently arrived at my MCH. Sitting in his room, a pleasant evening... The matter came to sex. As always - quiet, so that no one hears (and what do you do, the match lives with parents). All great, the only thing - his mother knocked on the door a couple of times, something about some "attributes" said. was killed. In three hours I go home, I dress up – the most important piece of clothes is missing – the cowards. Looked for a long time. was killed. The match came out of the room to find out what the mother wanted. He returns in a few minutes with a cheerful smile, stretching a coward. It turns out, his favorite cat pulled them out of the door, clinging to the foot. Moreover, this bastard was playing with them all over the apartment! I am still ashamed of his relatives in the eyes!