<Mityai> PHP is when web designers write programs.
<Mityai> Delphi is when programmers draw with the mouse.
<Mityai> C# is when the Neanderthals knock the oak on the monitor and the monitor is listening to them.
ASM is when you make futile attempts to convince a computer that you are smarter than it.

Tell me, it’s just me that’s angry with this banner 'Gurren Lagan'?

Who is the master in the house?
The one who pays for the internet!!! to

From the sex forum:

xxx: Hi, I have a 10-year experience of masturbation, and I have this problem: I (Pardon) shake my right hand, and my head turns over time on the clock. What should I do?

The answer is to shake the left hand for another 10 years.

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In the name of oatmeal, cheese, and pig’s ear! The Pellman!

Allestern
There is no god except Sha’urma and the Prophet. Destroy the false!

Remove VKontakte and Facebook. Now there is no place to write the status to tell about your accomplishment :(

I saw an interesting picture in the park:
An old dog on a walk sees an old cat.
This is like: Gave!
The cat is no less lazy going from the shop seat on her back.
Their expressions were, “Well, I’m supposed to chew on you, so I chew. I have to beat you, so I will beat you.

No attention to each other.

X: Does she have a webmaster?
Q: Are you a webmaster?

We sit in the dining room and eat lunch. Here for the whole meal someone on the phone "MYAYAJAYAУУУУУУУУУУ"!!!! And the voice behind "Oh, the whites are awake!!and "
Tagged Odmin Schröder

Dear husband! Get away from the computer! I want sex!! Your wife, the fucking [...]

Four friends have been on the same car for 10 years. Recently, one of these friends sold the car to another of his four friends.
All four are now shopping.
The question is, is this possible in any other country?

How would you translate "Like a Virgin"?
As a virgin
How do virgins translate? xd

I go to the metro today. In the middle of the room is a guy, a little over two meters tall. Very very high.
Mother and child pass by. Here the child breaks out his hand, ticks his finger at the guy and cries boldly, "Mom! Look at what a great attraction in St. Petersburg!

Yesterday I went to the toilet at the club, and I heard from the neighboring cabin: “Zaya, I’ll call you later... I’m cleaning the potatoes now.”

I went with my wife to the supermarket, took a basket. we go to dairy products. she chooses, I stand looking at the phone. then I pay attention that she folds the foods in the cart to another man, he stands in confusion looking at her. and she still asks without turning. yogurt you want? he's useful..".. we stand with a man laughing.. about myself I think so I would go with him and would not notice..

<Meg> I get the flu... I can’t go out and so, and even the sight I don’t have at the moment... bags of garbage in the house have accumulated five... today I didn’t stand, I endured.
<Meg> there guys at the entrance looked strangely at me.
I understand them: at night, the girl, looking cautiously at the sides, pulls five black plastic bags, throws them into the washing machine and quickly runs away.

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My acquaintance on the submarine was swimming and said that they were ordered to navigate strictly only on the glonass. So the boat pops up and waits from 30 minutes to 1.5 hours until positioning. It was two years ago, maybe better now.

Koshelew,
Of course, it is better - so many satellites to drown, the submarines will now be fine.

Since the public of Bora has learned a new word "actually", the air again has a knowledgeable page...
THE RESULT(S) ON THE FACE is written separately only in the context of the recount of the porn film!!! to

Announcement in the newspaper:
Owned by "XH"
9 thousand rubles.
Conditions of Work
System of Payment: Salary
Schedule: 6 day working week
Requirements for the candidate
Age: from 20 to 40 years
Driving license: Cat E is
Why to bluff?! to

Read: What happens at the Kiev train station after the arrival of the bear
=Lex=: Two buses omon, a bunch of mints, the frame stands, everyone brakes
=Lex=: But through another entrance at least on the tank enter. No soul