When they say about a guy, “he was a good guy,” it means he died; when they say about a girl, “she was a good girl,” it means that she either ceased to be a good guy, or ceased to be a girl.

Q: How did you get to the show?
UUU: they dug the basement, Andryucha came out and collapsed. The ass sat straight on the scratch of the scratch, which I pulled out myself))))
Zzzz: Don’t go after me! The man passed by and scratched the cock. The hole was not touched, so it was not actually the act.

Kalyany4: Just realized how pirate I was when I deleted 500 meters of torrent files

Psycho-Logic: I’ve never had a screw... Maybe I’m doing something wrong?

Kote1412: Install the Kaspersky

After sex we lie down with a sweet:
She: It was great!! to
I: Can I give a lifetime VIP card for free services)))
What is this marriage testimony? :D

Is Mohammed at home?
No is
Tell him that the mountain has come in.

I work in a TV provider and very often subscribers "song" in the tube of songs of the Brežnev type:

I know the password.
I see my logon.
The error is 6-9-1.

There is a salad in the refrigerator. Guess which one?
and cold.

GivenChy: Today I woke up with a firm confidence that Fifth-cent will be in English.

Not only did we yesterday get squeezed in the fact that we have a strange specialist in the system - Kotelnikov Natalia Andreevich, so we also succeeded in writing a letter to the person who was squeezing us in this, to address "Respect Alexander". He probably understood a lot.

At 8 a.m. the cry of Sisadmin in the corridor: 'SANA, B*I, WHAT ON THE X*Y PASSPORT? The Password!and'

"Omon beat pregnant woman turned out to be a guy hipster"

These are the modern oppositionists.

It is fun to learn from the teaching, which each section of the code calls a spell.

I understand why Superman wears trousers over his pants!This is a reserve.

I am an epic sleeper.

At the crossing I stand with a man, passing by the car, a little scratching (wicked, it is St. Petersburg, the lady). I turn back from the road for a step, two, three, four... I hold my back on something, I am scared, I jump back sharply, I turn and machinefully:
Oh sorry please!
Stallone was not very offended. The man grumbled.

Everyone’s dreams and dreams))

Comments on “GIBD will catch for dumping garbage”:

What if the garbage goes into my car and I throw it out? Am I also threatened with a fine?

Our response to "The League of Outstanding Gentlemen"
Screenplay of the art movie "Noble Collection"
The master of the magic tail Rodion Raskolnikov, the man-paralyzer Ilya Oblomov, the crazy genius Yevgeny Bazarov, the all-destroying Gerasim and his four-legged underwater friend Mumu in company with the striking sniper Yevgeny Onegin and the mysterious General Widow on behalf of the critic Dobroľubov oppose the evil Man-Gogol, wishing to fill Russian literature with the generations of minor Russian romanticism: devils, vias, drowners and pannoumishes in flying tombs.

I will meet a girl who will have hot water at home from May 17 to June 5. Possible further relationships (for next year)

AwakEmaN: A day generally terrible, tired, evil. I sit at home, try to meditate, call my younger brother. The computer broke down, they knew a programmer there told them what to do, well they went, bought a new power unit. I bought it, but the wires are lacking. Ocasia is wooot. I ask, not as stupid as I did not see how much I needed. And what a fucking thing in the family such issues are solved without me. And I got chatted like that, 10 minutes for the most selective mate. What a fucking shit, like that. I finished, calmed down, I say that I will adjust the transitions later. Here is a father’s voice in the bell: “Son, you’re having very critical days there, right?”

Redcliffe needs to tear the pattern from the viewer, trying to play in such an emplacement in which no one is waiting for him. Maybe then they will stop seeing him as a Potter.
Yyy: Potter must play a Nigerian gay soldier with Jewish roots during World War II. The picture where he will break the pattern will go into history.