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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №66923
 12.07.2012
XXX (11:23:57 12/07/2012)
So, remind me once again how to disassemble the tree?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66922
 12.07.2012
Our old sick cat had ears inflamed, went to the veterinarian for a long time, smeared with ointment, fed antibiotics
In a couple of months, the cat has a stroke and we take her to the same veterinarian, to sleep. After the whole procedure, we weep with red eyes we mourn Musa, the doctor compassionately looks at us, the cat, on her ears with joy says: Oh! My ears are healed!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №66921
 12.07.2012
She wandered in front of her husband in shorts and compliments, and he said, "What funny cowards you have! Through them the pasta is well cut!"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66920
 12.07.2012
While in the case of ass, your main question is not "What to do", but "Who is to blame", the ass around you will not end, no matter who is to blame. by Dixie.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66919
 12.07.2012
Judging by the brief description of the Internet censorship law, a certain state structure will find sites with non-commercial content (pedophilia, suicide, drug manufacture) and send the owner and the host an instruction to remove it. If they ignore the prescription, the site is made public (!) The Register. Here are you and the forbidden search engine! And I thought the pedophile lobby was the fiction of deputies...

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66918
 12.07.2012
Listen to what happened to me. My sister was scared. She returned from a walk in the evening and brought with her a healthier beating ball-heart, gifted by an exhilarator. I went out to the hallway, it was dark. And a rope hangs from the ceiling, and on the ceiling there is some blood body. I thought it was all, trinitarian. Barclays in the House! Half came to life. and except the controller from the television, no weapons at hand.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №66917
 12.07.2012
XXX: What about him? Why is he roaring and roaring?
yyy: almost fired) this smart man decided to increase his salary through ArtMoney in 1C!)))
XXXX: Rolex

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66916
 12.07.2012
The bourgeoisie were completely outraged - 300 thousand euros for not being at work!! And why the Russian football team imported coaches? There are excellent Russian coaches Yemelianenko, Valuev, Smokey after all...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66915
 12.07.2012
I know why I didn’t get a letter from Hogwarts.
XX: The post of Russia?
WOW: You knew

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66914
 12.07.2012
and scattered
13:41 I propose to submit a bill according to which schoolchildren simply cannot access the internet, and adults will somehow deal with suicide and drugs themselves.)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66913
 12.07.2012
I don’t even know what to bind with... Today in a dream, the forces of the cosmonaut rattled Naboo from the regiment of Mordor...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66912
 12.07.2012
by Kim-Kong
Soon, our providers will have a new service – VPN from another country.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66911
 12.07.2012
A few months ago I accompanied my mother on a train, we entered the car, found her place, began to be located and here in her coupe two Uzbek, well or Tajik, and then the following dialogue took place (M-mama, U-Uzbek):
26th and 28th place.
M – Here’s 26, here’s 28, says Mom, pointing to the two upper shelves.
Is it upstairs?
M - Because the equals are above and the unqualified are below.
Well, in general, they were driving quietly, but as my mother said, the atmosphere was a bit tense, and then when the Uzbek came out, the neighbor on the coupe explained to my mom why they were driving with such offended rows!
It turned out that they were offended by the mother for saying, “ATTENTION!”, that the blacks should go from above and the whites from below)))
by VIT

[ + 70 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66910
 12.07.2012
In ancient times, God blinded ten Adam.
One of them smelled the land, the other the sheep, the third the fish.
After a while, they came to their Father and asked him:
There is everything, but something is missing. bored to us.
The Lord gave them the test and said:
“Let each blind in his own likeness the woman who likes: full, thin, tall, small... And I will breathe life into them.
Then the Lord brought out sugar on the plate and said:
Here are 10 pieces. Let each one take one and give to the wife, so that life with her is sweet.
They all did so.
Then God was angry:
“There is a plate among you, for there were eleven pieces of sugar on the plate. Who got two pieces?
Everyone was silent. The Lord took their wives from them, mixed them up, and then distributed to whom they were caught.
...
Since then, nine out of ten men think that someone else’s wife is sweeter...Because she has eaten too much sugar.

And only one of the Adam knows that all women are equal, because the extra piece of sugar he ate himself.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №66909
 12.07.2012
Q: Where are you missing? I call, the silence
There was in the village, and the pears were rounded up.
XHH: unemployed means
XX: no...in the collegiate garden found with the steppe phaloimiter
Do you want a peach?

[ + 48 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66908
 12.07.2012
If Wikipedia is closed, there will be no free education in Russia.! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66907
 12.07.2012
xxx: We are sitting on a pair of Russian literature, well we are analyzing the "Chicken garden". To remind me, she recounted the story. At the end of the day, they were locked in the house. I thought of some fool from the stream singing loudly, "I am too tightly locked up and I dream of one thing, to find freedom, to bite my old, old house. The Old House"
Not just crying.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66906
 12.07.2012
Review of Bloodline Champions:

What is admin capable of?
Killing a Cat
Sorry to bother me.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №66905
 12.07.2012
xxx: rushed around the apartment in tattoos, came back in one tattoos, where the second went, I don't mind
How can you not notice that the tap has landed?
YYY: You’ll decide how to get a sneaker, a shoe or a shoe :)
xxx: one butterfly, and the other, rather, another - butterfly, is his wife.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №66904
 12.07.2012
Has your girlfriend not worked your brain for a long time? Lack of feelings? Zevni during the mine.and c)
I tried to eat...

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