My friend after dinner:
I: Was it delicious?
P: Yes very much!
I: It is great. Get me a chocolate and you will get an antidote.

And once there were people here who understood what these strange symbols on the black logo on top of the page meant.

Comments on Porn Videos:
- Beautiful
The bed is always distracting.
I bought the same in Ikea.

XXX: What are the plans for the NG?
XHH: Boiling or Boiling?
WOW: No, I probably won’t bump anyway, I’d rather bump, at least some variation.

Avoid those who try to undermine your belief in yourself. This is characteristic of small people. A great man, on the contrary, inspires the feeling that you too can become great.
by Mark Twain)

by yar:
I always felt like people around me were demeaning my greatness.

On an entertaining website, in the comments:
I am a prostitute!!! to
I’m a data processor, but I don’t scream about it!! XDDDDDDDD

It’s on torrent ?
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

My girlfriend made a tough self-trick:
"Your end is the lord of sheep"

For the nostalgia:
Once there were people here who understood the trick in binary numbers... And now there are trolls, and schoolchildren-drochers.

We are actually still here - we are reading the 2004-2009 books. They are really funny =)

I'm watching Carrier 2... I don't know what a big fantasy: how he badly removed the bomb from the bottom of the car with a building hook, or how he simply dropped the video from surveillance cameras on the iPad...

In the consultant in the search line I write "ISO/IEC Guide 23:1982" He asks me: Maybe you meant "SHYST/SHUS Pgšvu 23J1982"? That fucking! This is what I wanted to find!

Oksana: I meet with the silence that is 20 centimeters below me. This is Fail.
Jana: I meet a silent man who is 20 years older than I am. This is Fail.
Lesha: Feel will be when I start meeting with silence.

Now I watch NTV, there is a report on how one person tries to rape another. Then the capture group enters, turns it, and one of the ments gives him a flash survey:
Have you been engaged in homosexuality for a long time?
See also: No
Opera is gay?
See also: No
The Opera: Why?

Requirements for the position of technical support operator:
Have an idea of the device of the local network
Experienced PC user
...
Impartiality (visually) to any subcultures and movements (emo, punk, metalists, rappers, etc.)
The purity! (No one will tolerate the smell of sweat)
The nerves are like steel wires.

HH: And in general, as my classmate said, you won’t attend all the lectures :)

While I was crawling around the site in search of the right Ubuntu, Windy was patient. When I found what I needed and downloaded the torrent file, it still endured... But when I fed that file to the torrent button, the wind immediately went to the rebot. And now, after rebooting, it is already losing from sight the modem for the third time.
I am jealous :D

When on vacancies sites is indicated z/p in Belarusian rubles, Skype recognizes it as a phone and puts a green tube next to it, call, comrades, call.

Believe it or not, but in recent years nothing has scared me so much as the sudden opening of DVD ROM.

Driving a Greek across the river, seeing a Greek in the river cancer, pulling a Greek’s hand into the cancer cancer said quietly.

When I was a stupid child, when my parents were leaving home, I turned on the computer and watched porn... but times are changing. I grew up, founded a family, succeeded in business, and now, remaining alone, I watch my little pony.