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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74271
 13.12.2012
XXX: So what about the CC?
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XXX: I am about the end of the world.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Create it!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74270
 13.12.2012
Thanks to Maya! Search engines stopped issuing errors on request "end"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74269
 13.12.2012
Mike> I seem to be influenced by working in a women’s team.
Mike> With sorrow I don’t want to go to drink but to eat something...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74268
 13.12.2012
xxx: fucking, at work crashed...so weakened, the bubble disappeared)
yyy: yeah, I don't remember that you had a bubble.
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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №74267
 13.12.2012
Tarx: at 13 years old, I’ll never write such statuses at 25.
Master: Yes, they just read it somewhere and repeated it.
Master: It would be better if they invented it themselves.
Tarx: This is exactly, one student, in the 4th grade, she has status only about love, that kind of I will die if you leave me... I don’t want to live without you...
Tarx: I’m talking about Santa

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74266
 13.12.2012
I had a conversation with my family about going to the forest with a nightingale at -20C:
Everything will be fine, we will get ready, we will dress up warmly.
There will also be a survival specialist.
At least one will come back...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74265
 13.12.2012
by Vitaly (8:48)
It is time to capture the world!!! to

by Anna (8:50)
Let’s start with the warm islands.

by Anna (8:53) :
Then came Cole. This is what I say on the frost of the puchovik oil. It seems to be going to warm countries.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №74264
 13.12.2012
The phrase "Write down my iPhone number", heard in the office, has become one of the most pathetic I have heard in my life.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74263
 13.12.2012
In terms of fashion, demand generates supply. In all the shops of the world look at sellers where there are no long sweaters, as in the crazy)) After a few such trips - sweaters will appear in their arsenal. Because now you dictate the rules of your life – not adjust to the standards.

WOW: In all the shops I look like crazy on sellers who don’t have size 52 clothes. Guess three times how much it helps me.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74262
 13.12.2012
Demi has approved another loan.
How many kidneys has he?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74261
 13.12.2012
She: And I am evil! I have PMS and I want to eat!
He: Well, you sing something.
She: I do not want!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74260
 13.12.2012
From the hub, comment on the article about an error in iOS 6 maps, where the city is marked in the middle of the desert.

OlegMax: In the place of Apple with its billions, I would have rebuilt this damn city where it is painted. He would say “Bite.”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74259
 13.12.2012
Peter: As a child, my friend and I played airplanes, ran for each other and thought of ourselves as Boeing. He was Zhang, and I was not lucky.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №74258
 13.12.2012
I understood that MedVUZ really had its own atmosphere, when our anatom was riding in a five-liter pot, saying:'' Somewhere I still had a member..."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74257
 13.12.2012
Courses of foreign languages. An Englishman came to be arranged as a native language. The boss is delayed. In the meantime, we begin to celebrate February 23 - cake, tea. We offered a catering and a guest. And he was uncomfortable somehow without congratulations, decided to show politeness: "You probably celebrate your birthday? Congratulations!" And we just honored the treasurer, she is 35, and she looks even younger, she and her husband had time to get around the garrisons, she served as a communicator. We are celebrating the Day of the Red Army!!! When they say that strangers don’t understand us, I always remember his face.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74256
 13.12.2012
(...) the doctor, the woman is all of herself intelligent, suits every child with the question:"you how today went to the toilet-cake or sausage?"the whole department, we go to the boy of five years in the isolator.well, of course, the standard question.the answer did not make yourself wait for a long time:"maybe you eat cacao, and I am ashamed!!! and c)

Iren: Cartman, are you that?! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №74255
 13.12.2012
Q: Can you tell me, as a pharmacist, which contraception is the most reliable? The candles? A full guarantee!
ууу: "full guarantee" - only with complete abstinence... and then a couple of thousands of years ago, one girl it did not help...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74254
 13.12.2012
Comment of the girl under a short video KVN in VK.

XXX: Okay and short.
YYY: You don’t fool your boyfriend like that.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74253
 13.12.2012
From a discussion about how to talk to Jehovah’s Witnesses if they come to your home:

Hakastein: They always go away! Always to! No one has yet listened to a brief overview of the events of the heresy of Horus :(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74252
 13.12.2012
Announcement in the hall.
The working smoker is in the basement at -3.6 in the axes 24-26/s-bb. andquot;
Only engineers, only hardcore.

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