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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15143
 13.03.2009
I add records to work books, before my eyes a practical guide on how to fill them properly. So, there is such a thing...
The employment contract is terminated in connection with the death of the employee. The signature of the manager and the signature of the employee. :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №15142
 13.03.2009
Bregor: I am going up the stairs now.
Bregor: I look - the guy stands, fucking the door
I think spring has come...
Bregor: it turned out - he has a magnet hanging on the pulse, and he is trying to reach her to the reader

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15141
 13.03.2009
She says hello!
He is: Hi
She: Give me my mom today webcam cappella!
He: cool...and why so upset
She: Duck you throw... That’s why I even have to sit painted in front of the compound=(
He is MDA...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15140
 13.03.2009
xxx: I have someone on the door of the elevator with the mark "magic teleport". and :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15139
 13.03.2009
Lecturer at the course. Talk about methodological materials:
The Bible teaches you to love your neighbor. Kamasutra explains how. The recording book tells who. The organizer reminds me when.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15138
 13.03.2009
Roma: Do you still want?
Doll: What do I want?
Rome: The Love
Doll of course!
Rome: Then come to Senegal tonight.
Puppet: It is cold there!
I will warm you.
Doll: How is it?
Rome is burning

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15137
 13.03.2009
There was a time, I moved from one pharmacy to another, that is, studied in one, worked in another.
I stand in the morning at the "school", a woman enters.
Do you have menthol oil?
No, it does not happen.
She leaves, I go and in half an hour I go to another, where I still work.
A woman enters...
Do you have menthol oil?
It does not...
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
The woman goes away looking around.
I really wanted to add that in the next pharmacy, he is also not there, but he did not squeeze.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15136
 13.03.2009
The PTC. I met in the innet with the girl, met, talked, fell into the room and fucked up to the blue. Then they moved around the houses, settled in the inets.
He wrote in the aska: - Hello, did you do the day?
Fuck, I am getting married!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15135
 13.03.2009
Call your parents now. Leave for five minutes, he will wait. Just ask how things are. Tell me you miss you. Tell me a funny quote.
It is important for them to know that you remember them.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15134
 13.03.2009
Advertising banners in the middle of the basha page burn very hard in front of the bosses!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15133
 13.03.2009
Sometimes you want the computer to be not just a box with chips, but a carrier of artificial intelligence, which could deliver real suffering for his fucking.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15132
 13.03.2009
Girlfriend is like a demo version of the game. The gameplay is the same but you can never finish it.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15131
 13.03.2009
News on mail.ru
"Parents can be fined for smoking children"
Before that, smoking was considered normal.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №15130
 13.03.2009
by Chizh:
American forum.You ask a question, then you are answered.
Israel Forum: You ask a question, then you are asked a question.
Russian forum.You ask a question, then you are told a long time what you are.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №15129
 13.03.2009
My brother is fooled!! to
Initially, MTs provided the service for free "Goodk", a month later automatically this service became paid. The guys first gave a hole, and then began to suck the bubble for it. But at least this was, and here is:
Previously, there was a service "Light calls in intranet roaming". Now (from 6 March, when everyone was busy preparing for Women's Day) it was renamed "Neighboring Regions" and made paid (31rd). in the mes. No SMS from the operator.
I’m not asking for the top, but I want to bring it to the maximum number of people. Be more careful!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15128
 13.03.2009
How much do you do boxing?
Two to two months!
1-0 and now the champion of Estonia?
Well, I’m even low and didn’t fight.
1 is?
In Estonia there are no more boxers who are 14 years old and they weigh 114kg! I am the champion in my weight category.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15127
 13.03.2009
If you don’t have money or food, you’re no longer my friend.and :(
There are a few more doors :)
My friend :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15126
 13.03.2009
How long is your hair on your feet?
He: I'll give up everything and start measuring, and if someone comes into my office?
Take the ambulance and go to the toilet.
We do not go to the toilet with ambulances in our company!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №15125
 13.03.2009
Only the strong can be righteous.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №15124
 13.03.2009
It smells like a joke, but a friend told me.
The friends had a parrot of the breed "Ara", he is so big, beautiful.
A huge claw. And so it happened that the bird had to leave.
They were attached to one companion for a while, and he had a cat who thought of himself.
If not in the world, then in the apartment. The puppy was brought into a cage.
put on the table and the cat immediately took a very hostile position, began
Threatening, threatening and so on.
But since the poppy is not a Canary, and the clove is serious, the present
The owner decided to open the cage and see what happens. The cell was opened.
The puppy came out and went to the cat, the cat first wooled the oak, into battle. but
Then somehow fell down and began to steep down the back, and the poppy knew himself.
Going on, the cat leaned his back to the wall, the poppy approached him.
He asked him, “Do you want a cup of tea?”
The cat sat under the couch for three days.

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