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 13.03.2009
It smells like a joke, but a friend told me.
The friends had a parrot of the breed "Ara", he is so big, beautiful.
A huge claw. And so it happened that the bird had to leave.
They were attached to one companion for a while, and he had a cat who thought of himself.
If not in the world, then in the apartment. The puppy was brought into a cage.
put on the table and the cat immediately took a very hostile position, began
Threatening, threatening and so on.
But since the poppy is not a Canary, and the clove is serious, the present
The owner decided to open the cage and see what happens. The cell was opened.
The puppy came out and went to the cat, the cat first wooled the oak, into battle. but
Then somehow fell down and began to steep down the back, and the poppy knew himself.
Going on, the cat leaned his back to the wall, the poppy approached him.
He asked him, “Do you want a cup of tea?”
The cat sat under the couch for three days.
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