Everyone will die – and I’m a grapefruit!
I am Kirill, I haven’t smoked yet.
Zzzz, if I smoke, I’ll be very happy!! to
Everyone is in the shit, smoking crabs ;)
Qqq and I am a marakuya. I don’t even know what to say...
I am from State Control. What shit is happening here?

From the answers:

For interest, I opened the computer cover, but I did not see the screw there.

Geniy_siska: Yes, you are your own siska! I’m a SISKA genius like Sherlock Holmes!! to

Sex involves having at least one partner.
xxx: although the role of the second can be Linux or VAZ

Then the old nomad’s advice: take yourself.
WOW WHO?
A very comfortable thing.
Eat once every three days.
No need to walk.
In case of relocation, it behaves quietly and peacefully.
XH - Can be used as a temptation for persons of the opposite sex. Most importantly, be careful about it. The phrase "Let’s go to me? I’ll show you my daddy!"not every girl will understand correctly.
I’m on the table ?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It does not take up much space and can be placed under the table.
What if he drowns me at night?
There is a reason not to sleep alone.Put the girl off the edge.It will open up, say that in childhood you were bitten by a wolf for a barrel, and since then you can sleep peacefully only at the wall.
What to feed them with? rats?
That’s the problem... Well, if you can’t catch mice!
Oh, but we’ll get the girls here! Report everywhere that you are collecting a collection of white mice! And for every second date, take a girl to the zoo. Before the words "Now look, isn’t it beautiful? She will remind me of you."- Few people will be able to resist (mainly, do not grieve "she is so like you!")
But, at the end, the salty cucumbers from the bank will come down.
You have everything thought out ?
Ohhh ok well. I sit here... I talk to you... and I have no food at home... Do you want to come in and see?

She: My girlfriend's wedding soon, so I want to catch the bride's bouquet!
It’s a pity that brains don’t drop at weddings.

Governor of the Ulyanovsk region Morozov S.I. It prohibits the sale of alcohol on weekends. Sergey Ivanovich, what weekend to wait for. We only work on working days. by PS. The cretinism of our rulers is indestructible.

And why do all the robots made in Russia look like they were assembled from an old Soviet vacuum cleaner?

Ladies and Gentlemen (23:22:17 12/03/2011)
Who would you like more, a boy or a girl?

Doctor911 (23:22:38 12/03/2011)
I don’t know, and the girls?

I work in psychology.
Doctor to the patient: do not think that I am distinguished from you only by the white coat... I have, to your knowledge, also a higher medical education!! to

I stand in the store. The seller is a young man. There is a girl in front of me. is cute. Silence flirting: what does a girl want? She has a thoughtful appearance: the girl wants vodka... and immediately sad: but she needs bread.

A friend told me that during the coma she flew out of the hospital chamber and flew over Minsk. When she realized that it was flying higher and higher, she remembered the shoes she had never worn and returned to herself.
That’s why women live longer – our shoes are everything!

Undead: I’m so lucky to be upset with these sectarians today. These witnesses fit, well, with their ideas. What did I ask, can you answer one question?
And I show a black and gray (somewhat lighter than usual) card, they have me for psychological testing of poor unhappy children in school.
Which one is black and which one is white?
These indicate grey - it is white.
And then I silently pick up a snow-white bright card and tell them – here’s a white card. And like you, anything that is better than G% will go to heaven.
In short, it was the first time I saw Jehovah’s Witnesses who had no answer.

Secretary General of the Japanese Government Yukio Edano confirmed the territorial belonging of the Kuril Islands to Russia. In his interview with our correspondent on the question about the pollution of the islands by emissions from nuclear power plants, he replied as follows:...you go to the ass with your islands..."

V@s3K: Why are you all women so =\
ANKO: What are they?
V@s3K: You can tell about an interesting shit for half an hour, and when you start telling about an interesting shit for me, you quickly become a shit.
ANKO: These are the ones. Sorry, my mom came here.
Anko: He wants me to get clean in the corridor. I will soon return

I work in a computer club. There are two children aged 8-9 years. One asks the other "and your mother will not come here", "No, I locked her home, and she has no key". OO

Somehow a SEO specialist goes to a bar, restaurant, buy alcoholic beverages, clubs, the best bars in Moscow, order a banquet in a restaurant.

Authority : Lech
Why do I write to a girl here?
Vlad: She responds only in three days at best?
She is on you.
The Government: Cool
But this is not news.)
It is bad : =)
Then you did not drink that the butterflies ignore you.
VLAD: I just thought
VLAD: There is another explanation.
I'm not telling anyone that the bodies don't respond to my messages at all.
Vlad : like she comes back three days of such happiness that I wrote her something))))
See also: MB
My friends are dying of happiness.
I have to :)))))
Tagged: fucking
What are we macho?

Prepod (with a measured lecturer's tone dictates under the record): Under the microscope, gentle, thin light pink sticks of Escherichia coli are visible. Under the microscope, you can see gentle, thin...
I am (from the first party, echoed): sexual.
Prepod (obediently): gentle, sexy, light pink sticks of Escherichia Colli...

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by Irina 20:08
And the mold, you know, is already green and not white.
The electric shoe.

by 20:08
and Pushkin)
It is fun)))

by Irina 20:09
He moves and looks at me.

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And I’ve just thrown out the soup from the pot recently, so to say, the slice.)
At the stage of the primary bouillon it was about a month ago (

by 20:11
When I started my work, I used to use the first tools.

by Irina20:13
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You are a star.)

by 20:14
It is funny (
And after me, Max ran with "Please": "Well, throw it out, it’s terrible!!!and "