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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95259
 13.03.2014
Dihydrogen monoxide is...
Our accountant really liked the tea in the dining room, and then she was told that it was so delicious because there is glucopiranosil added. Now she has got an electric tea machine and carries her tea and sugar to work.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №95258
 13.03.2014
XX: In every thing in the world there is an outcome. In Lamborghini, for example, it was difficult for pedals to press with valens.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95257
 13.03.2014
Alice jokes with the cats:
What kind of mimics we are, how beautiful we are, what kind of legs we have, what kind of nose, what kind of eyes we have, our eyes have not changed color, our eyes are still milky.
And, a little silent, with the same whispering voice:
Then these eyes will fall out and grow root.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95256
 13.03.2014
It is so funny to read this after the graduation experience, where parents poured all kinds of ethanol solutions into their own children with their own hands. Cats are worse than their children, of course.
and...
Oh, they held the children behind their heads and poured enti solutions into their throats. The children resisted, resisted.
Cats (chickens, adult dogs with cats, fish, straws and other hamsters) are undoubtedly more miserable than Homo sapiens. Because they are speechless creatures, and every sadist and/or fool with his whole head does what his imagination tells him.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95255
 13.03.2014
Melany (16:04:36 13/03/2014)
I would have a bag and a stylist for 1 day.

Fatamorgana (16:04:52 13/03/2014)
I have three and a stylist.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95254
 13.03.2014
This is:

_iv >> By the way, I read an interesting article on the subject, and what would happen if there was copper instead of iron in hemoglobin?
It turned out: 1. The blood would be blue. 2nd For the normal functioning of this blood, a sufficiently high level of alcohol in the blood is required. Three It starts working normally at pressures below those that are about a kilometer above sea level :-)
It turns out the direct Greek pantheon - the blood is blue, live in the mountains, constantly drink :-)

Azimova "Pasteet from goose baking cake" read, there is even more interesting

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №95253
 13.03.2014
Keda: Crimean students will receive certificates of the Russian sample and will be accepted for training without interview entrance tests. According to Viktor Oganesyan, the Ministry of Education of Russia promised that even graduates who did not finish school with the best certificates will be accepted in higher education institutions.

We have very few idiots.

Asphalt by NDA. After 6 years: "Well, what a specialist you are, bleat, hands out of your ass! Are you born in Crimea?"

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95252
 13.03.2014
xxx: the secretary asks "and if you cut a member it will be shorter, yeah"
I say no, only the skin is cut.
Is she so surprised "daaaa? But I thought they would be circumcised so that they would fit into a girl, and so that they would not grow as much as a tail is cut off to dogs.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №95251
 13.03.2014
Loaded :

Tagged: fucking
hitty: put me, PR stick, in open space with a few coders
No one smokes, no one drinks coffee, no one talks to, no one is silent.
Hitty: and only occasionally hear the outcry "Yes!"

The voice of an office plankton that suddenly hit where people work. It does not burn, it feels proud.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95250
 13.03.2014
Alexis
by 15:38
Let us drink beer, vodka.
by 15:39
Go to

Yulia
by 15:39
I do not drink

Alexis
by 15:40
Absolutely ideal
by 15:40
Or I have no money.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95249
 13.03.2014
XXX is such a joke!
xxx: in the phone the limit on the length of the name in the body book - now I have new fashion friends: Timor Roberto and Tatiana Alex..
Who is from Latin America
YYY: And the transvestite!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95248
 13.03.2014
AAA: Well, some are also a drug.
XXX: What an interesting word!
and necotine!

You can see a warm stove, fireplace, and cats with cats around.
On all furniture items, on the floor, and even on the darkened from time bars under the ceiling - puffy murmuring animals!
And a family doctor (not a doctor, a doctor is from a children's clinic, namely a family doctor, an old man, in glasses and with touching spirals from under a white hat with a red cross, like Aybolit at Suteev), with a tube-stethoscope, a little thinking, says: Yes, batenka, evon like you catophilia-something cut, yes-s... Try to drink a week of NECOTIN, the recipe I will write out now. Do not start, in any case do not start. They don’t joke about it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95247
 13.03.2014
Raf: You have to fly to Thailand in the winter when the frost is harsh. No, I understand that in the spring the fox stands many times stronger, but the most unique thing is the contrast when you fly from the snowy fucking to the paradise oasis.
Tagged with: AGA
Raf: and you understand: this is the simple, his mother, the lowward happiness))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95246
 13.03.2014
emu on acid wrote:
Life is a butterfly with a unicorn face and a furry cat tail! The components seem to fit, but in fact - some shit.

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95245
 13.03.2014
In 1776, the separatists of the British colonies declared their independence and provoked a civil war with mass murder of citizens. in order to carry out an armed seizure of power.
In accordance with international law, the United States should be recognized as an illegitimate separatist organization.

P.S After that, we can discuss the previous illegal occupation of North American territories and the genocide of the local population.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95244
 13.03.2014
Egor
and hold)

Natalia
You know, it’t be nice if I answered that, but I think you’t pay attention to it.

Egor
Mademoiselle, please note that the cinematographic recording you mentioned above, when produced on my kinescope, caused exceptionally positive emotions in me. And the apophysis of this idea prompted me to do something unworthy of a noble, noble gentleman – I crumbled, a reptile horse.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95243
 13.03.2014
Zhirinovsky proposes to remove the letter "Y"
Why is "Y"
So that no one can guess!

: w

Classical Roulette

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95242
 13.03.2014
Ligr
But on every tenth car of all the lengthy columns of armoured vehicles, accumulated on the border with Ukraine, write: “On Berlin!” And in a day to buy ALL the stock market in Germany for cheap, and Polish for delivery. And then say that they joked, or by habit.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95241
 13.03.2014
The parents took a bag, put a diclofose there, put a kitten in it, and wrapped it so that one head would turn.
......................
You are fools, idiots! You, sadists, would be put in a bag with dichlophos! The kitten had poisoning, dichlofos - poison, with skin / hair he can not contact! Especially to lick! The cat’s life was shortened.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95240
 13.03.2014
xxx: I heard anek:"I envy my laptop - it is most of my time either in sleep mode or in diet mode"
Yyy: It’s good that we’ve taken the technical path of development, not the bio.
Or you buy a thin notebook for 12" and from such a mode it is fattened into a standing servo.

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