What would you do if you were a widow?

Man: I don't know, I usually don't imagine such nonsense.

I: That is, yesterday you imagined what you would do if you became a widow and never imagined being a widow?

Husband: With you, I’m more likely to be a prostitute than a widow.

In St. Petersburg and Leningrad region, many have Finnish Schengen visas. It is simple, fast and allows you to walk around Europe. But in order to get a Finnish visa again, most trips must be made to Finland. And ideally spend on its territory most of the time in the Schengen area (meaning to enter and leave through the Finnish border).

A few years ago, one of my former colleagues had a Finnish visa coming to an end and he pointed out that there were more trips to other countries. He decided to "drop the visa" and was going to visit Finland again. There was nothing to do there, so he decided to go there and back one day. Usually travelling through the border and having passed all customs procedures, he left a couple of kilometers and stopped. Should I go somewhere? I visited the country, there is a mark on the passport, what else do I need? He smoked, walked around the car, turned around and came back to the customs.

A Finnish border guard took the documents, stung his finger into the computer and somehow unhealthy revived.

What did you do in Finland?

I went to the store.

You spent 20 minutes in the country. You would not have time to go to the store, make shopping and come back. What purpose did you visit Finland?

The car was dragged into the box, forced to unload all the things. They smelled a dog. Then they began to break the car. Everything that could be quickly removed was removed. The doors were dismantled, the filters were opened, the reserve was removed, which the customs officer seemed to be going to dismantle, but changed his mind. We looked everywhere with lights and cameras. Then they gathered everything together, wished good luck and let go. In the end, I spent all three hours.

The acquaintance was very afraid that then no visa would be given at all, but submitted documents and received Schengen without problems. Now, while visiting Finland, he tries to get to the store and thinkfully shop in it.

I was 11-12 years old when we came to my mom’s birthday.

At the table, everyone said toasts and gave gifts.



My daughter, my mate, congratulated her mother and handed her a gift bag. Guests were asked to open and show what was there. Inside was a statue of a cat with a frog sitting under a tree.



Then the wife’s husband invited the guests to see their new repair in the bathroom, and everyone went there.



I stayed in the room with the woman and her daughter. Without embarrassing me, she said to her daughter, “Are you stupid? Why do I have this dumb cat with a frog? Where did you get that nonsense? Am I a kindergarten to give me that?”



The girl cried, left, and did not leave the room until the end of the party.

We met this girl after 15 years at a wedding of common acquaintances.

She and her husband gave a multi-wark and money. Her husband congratulated the newlyweds, and my mom's daughter's colleague probably repeated 5 times that they gave them a multivarka, as they asked that she was good, and they would need it. It was evident that she was very worried.



Love your children, and accept all their gifts with joy, be it a statuette, a drawing, a soft toy, or a craft of shit and sticks.

Russia is a place for excitement.

What do you know about times and customs?! to
You know nothing. In our school there was a grand scandal before the holidays: on the shift, a 16-year-old student seduced a 22-year-old junior teacher, and uncovered this sinfulness by a 25-year-old school psychologist, pregnant with the same young man. In what happened, the 30-year-old mother of the student does not see anything.

How do you know I am not a serial killer? Asked a passenger.
“The chances that two serial killers will find themselves in the same car are just tiny,” I replied.