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 13.06.2018
What would you do if you were a widow?

Man: I don't know, I usually don't imagine such nonsense.

I: That is, yesterday you imagined what you would do if you became a widow and never imagined being a widow?

Husband: With you, I’m more likely to be a prostitute than a widow.
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