XXX is in business! There is no screwdriver in the office.
What a nightmare
XXX: No, I have it!
FUFF, I was scared. How can this be done without a screw?
I always come to work, the first thing I do is screw myself.
Working without vodka and oranges is not work.

I am a strong supporter of betrayal.
C : O )
The opponent is :-[
A: I was betting 😉
Freud’s Closet – Jokingly
C: No, this is not a reservation.)
C is black!

You understand, you can’t just take it and send a satellite into orbit, and a Mars spacecraft to Mars.

of your Roscosmos.

Three flies have been flying around me for several hours. and :(
And what?
First they bite. Secondly, they have borrowed. And third, it never raises self-esteem!

I never understood the meaning of sports walking. Always tormented the question - who invented it and why he needed it.

True, after today's lunch when the stomach sharply grabbed, carrying along a long corridor into the sorting, I finally at least understood how this sport appeared.

I return with my son Eliya in the car from the village.
We are standing in a small block in front of the lighthouse on the stationary and suddenly, as to evil, the child "pressed" in a small need; asks to stop.
I say, I can’t stop – there’s nowhere.
He: But I can’t stand it!
I: Get together, the shirt.
He said, “I am not a scrap; the scrap absorbs!

Comments on Pussy Riot:
If you entered the entrance and there someone is urinating on the door of the elevator - don't rush to hit him in the face - maybe he is thus fighting the bloody mode.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hi to you!!Where is the largest zoo, if you consider the following cities: Miami, Orlando, Atlanta, Chicago?

WOW :
Russia is a big zoo)))

and ZZZ:
Wow, it is huge!

xxx: I remember it was fun when we sat in a sushi bar and on a large plasma in the center of the hall there was a discovery channel through which Berrylce ate a giant larvae that exploded in his mouth.

Do you appoint a date for me?
She: fuck you, not a date
Will we kiss and look at the moon?
Fuck you again.
You listen to the brilliant ones.

Absolutely real story.
Court of Appeal for Dissolution of Marriage. The reason for the divorce was her husband’s infidelity. He does not deny the fact of betrayal, but presents it as something natural to a man, and even claims that it is unnatural for a man to not walk to the left.
Judge: I didn’t understand something, defendant, so in the end you agree to the dissolution of the marriage, or not?
Respondent: I agree, but disagree with the wording. I personally also want a divorce, but not because I betray, but because my wife doesn’t care about me. She doesn’t care about me!
Judge: And what does that mean?
I come in the morning, tired, hungry. She refuses to feed and says, “Where you stayed, there was breakfast.” and Laura says, “I’m not your wife, so that you can’t go to the plate.” The grandmothers can't get along with each other, and I have to go hungry because of them!

xxx: By the way, there is a Russian device and Russian software on the Martian Curiosity.

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xxx (23:49:27 12/08/2012)
What is the DRAM:FSB ratio?
yyy (23:49:40 12/08/2012)
What about CHO?
xxx (23:49:49 12/08/2012)
Interesting simply.
xxx (23:54:32 12/08/2012)
I have 5:1.
xxx (23:55:13 12/08/2012)
That is, the tire on the default frequency passes less than it could.
xxx (23:58:28 12/08/2012)
I think I’ll break it up, I guess. :D
xxx (00:12:12 13/08/2012)
Did you write something while the computer called me white on blue fool?

GOSHA: smiled:) as the wise man said: "if knowledge is more profitable to sell than to apply - they are smooth" - this is to the question of all sorts of schools of exchange trade and books "how to earn a million";;;;

The breakdown of the pattern is when you come from a two-week vacation, and in the accounting new employees, - M.N. Magomedov, Leader of Taxes and Fees, KMS on Free Struggle and N.H. Ibrahimov, leading the main means, an obvious master of the sport of circumcision shooting.

children, such children...I remember there was a festival, the gymnasts came to the performance.One gymnast stands, goes away.Then the leg will be raised above the head, then the back will be bended...well and the kids gathered around her.And of course the first question they asked was:"And you sit on the spat?"

I will never forget the eyes of my American colleague.
Why did you put Windows for $320 on a netbook for $200?and "
They will never defeat Russia.

The weekend. We lie down with a girl.
Baby, I want to always say sweet words to you.
(A scream from the street)
Huila...
5 minutes of silence))
I want to continue... - Zay, I want to say it now, but I am afraid to hear something from the street again now))
(A cry from the street)
Where do you steal cars? 😉
We are in tears of laughter 😉

LOL (18:06:32 12/08/2012)
I have a dark screen.
LOL (18:06:36 12/08/2012)
What to do
LOL (18:06:44 12/08/2012)
The dust has gone away.

...and then you, climbing, ran to a taxi, not asleep, with luggage and hats on your back, chatting on the tyres.
You were so similar to Tavslou and Vivslou from Mummy Doll!