Real situation: this morning a client calls, asking how much will cost to replace the screen on the laptop. When the client heard what was the cause of the breakdown: we kicked the fork into the screen, we realized that we were living a boring life.)))

You are the former.)
If I was an ex
Explain one thing.
M: Why, when you’re bullish
M: You don’t call me and don’t write messaging?
M is all? Chess and Mat.

She has a favorite character from the women's novel.
She knows how to read! ?
Oh, he’s such a man, such a hero and practically a virgin and he’s afraid of relationships and such a whole mimimi!
A hero, a virgin and afraid? Is it rhinestone? ?

xxx: I get stuck, I go to work, on the right of the minivan, 40 numbers - Kaluga, a man driving. He sits and smokes a calyan!!! by Kalyan!! to
YYY: O_o
xxx: Probably the numbers of Kaluga, and myself from Chelyabinsk)))

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He took off her nightwear and cowards, and she was in a real shutdown. Fidel, I’m going to sleep.
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How is? Well, how, share the secret, you managed to remove from (real) sleeping woman not only cowards, but also, ******, a nightmare?? to
He lived to forty years, already a second marriage, but to such a higher pilotry no shit grew up. Once upon a time, fucking.

My cat is very curious and participatory. It literally goes into all the housework. But when he sees a working vacuum cleaner, he begins a panic attack. It begins to roll around the room, faster and faster, until it turns into a glowing blurred spot and disappears. After the vacuum cleaner is turned off, it materializes in another room, in the furthest corner, and for a long time still wandered around the apartment on semi- curved roofs.

xxx: fucking, this was really strange now - I stood up behind the comp, and the windscreen gave the sound of the switching device :D all, now I'm apparently quite a programmer :)
xxx: at the same time, the chair still chancelled me with static discharge - say, sit and write.

The chief sent a list of chants. The goods:

Marks of 12.(The black thick)
24 handles
Fries with cheese sauce 10 pieces.
4 simple pencil.
Cake with cherry 10 pieces.
Office knives 3.
Jack Daniels 3 in 1
Painted 4 pieces.
The Big Mac 10.
Files of 6.
Press for Press 2.
3 to 0.7 l.
Size 24 / 6 20 UPS
Coca-Cola 10 pcs of 0.5l.
Scratch
Stephens 2nd
Fingers for 2 fingers.

from ZH
I was driving yesterday in the metro noise, gamma, doors there and there, ads on loud communication.
Two young women talk:
How is there...? (Name cannot be heard due to noise)
Oh well well. She gave birth, recovered, became so beautiful... (I immediately sharpen my ears, what a mythical woman is this, recovered and immediately became sick?)This is the century of chronic anorexia.
and AGA. She gave birth, fed up, the wool became so puffy, and the cats are nice.

“I’m your husband, so on February 14th I’ll have a helicopter on radio control!

“Well, but I’m your wife, so I’ll have a controller from your helicopter.

One day I went to a store and bought a snickers.
Usually opened and bitten... awakened from
some kind of sound. It turns out that the cat’s leg was bitten.
in a dream)

Forums on iOS:
Please help me, please!!! When connecting the iPhone to iTunes accidentally pressed "Don’t Trust" instead of "Trust". How can I restore trust to a computer if the computer no longer asks for trust?

The red beard
*link to the photo of the Japanese aircraft carrier with the aerography of an animated girl*

Stalker
No

The red beard
Cave to!! to

Stalker
The Russians can make an iron killing machine
The Germans can make a murder machine.
And, shit, only the Japanese can make a coffee machine for killing.

More funny and compelling quotes. Less boring shit on 8-10 lines. I am tired of reading it. thank you.

Comments in Contact:

XXX: Say 300

YYY:Drain from the tractorist

I will be a tractor, you will take me away.

In the tractorists you are not fit, suck out and be free

WOW, who said I am not worthy, suck and be free.

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Zzzz: Two puzzles! Soak each other!! to

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Glenn Cook. Chronicles of the Black Squad
by Robert Silverberg. Chronicles of Majipur

Good luck ?
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"The Ring of the World" Larry Niven (Niven)
Both "Odyssey "Arthur Clark
The Capricorn King - "Star Infantry" Heinlein (which has nothing to do with the film, let the esthetics forgive me, also in their own way)
and! Super super super super super cute!! - "Door in the Summer" of the same Heinlein.
Read it. I assure you, time will not be wasted!

to this:
Yes, I am so old that I remember Netscape Navigator

I’m so old that I’ve used 5 discettes and later mocked Windows 98, because it eats a lot of disk space (for useless) internet apps.

Zoya, I remember somehow flying on board, when at the landing they started to knock on a man 3-4... they were such a helmet-helmet... helmet... helmet... no one supported them and somehow they were confused, and the aunt sitting next to it exploded with the laughter of Lucifer... the most funny landing)

A century of high technology. I have a HTC Butterfly with an IP port. After downloading the application "Universal Controller DW", switched the phone in a private children's clinic on the TV channel from REN TV to Disney. They see if the controller is lost, and the telecast itself is under the ceiling and the buttons are there. My parents did not applaud me.

I want a bed with books below!!
My apartment will only consist of a bed and books. And another refrigerator.
XXX: What about the cat? And the man?
Man on bed, cat next to the refrigerator. Everyone their place.
xxx: all has been distributed
YYY: Rational management of the farm.