She re-read her list of audio recordings in a well-known social network. The first is “naive” – when I stop drinking, the next is “naive” – never.

Solitary Star: I then had only one Hun, Aska, still young, about a year. We went with her to visit my dad. There, she was fed from the pulp with naturel, contrary to my “correct and balanced” dry food.
The morning. I woke up with a strange smell. My appetite woke up before me. I get up, I go to the mirror to scratch - on my head guirlandes of peelings, tightly chewed with hair. (My hair was then on the shoulder)... As I grabbed them out of there – a separate song.
The Mother’s Word. Aska asks for a pet, she is given, she is hiding in my room. He goes back, asks again, and so on. No one thought that she didn’t eat these pelmens, but carefully wrapped me in a haircut.
I wonder if it was she who nodded like that, or did she share it with me?

I sit in a hairdresser, behind the wall a child’s dentistry. Usually there is no children’s scream, but today is a special day... I sit, listen to the TV on one side, the children on the other. I sleep...
Here there is a penetrating children's scream, and followed by a harsh female voice: "Again, you will get a bullet in the forehead!"
I didn’t immediately know what it was on TV.

XHHH: Now in the TV store for the eyebrows thrown.
It is suitable for women of all sexes!
XH: O_o

by Loki 12:07
At the subway there are uncles and aunts wrapped in their ears and they distribute blank newspapers "Work".
I wonder, is it worse in these newspapers than in the metro to distribute free newspapers at -25?

MS Word highlights the word "anti-corruption" in the title of the federal law and writes "no options"

Topic of the forum: The return of the law of promille. Government in its style. They accept – cancel – accept – cancel. Following the promise of returning the transfer to winter time, they promise again to return the law on permission to have the minimum amount of alcohol in the blood.

xxx: It is necessary to introduce the transition to winter time and adjust the law of promiles: when it is winter time - to allow up to 3 promiles, when it is summer - to ban everything.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY and when the translation of time - to rename the police in the police and back...

In this weather, the road in the morning to school or work on public transport is like a rebus "guess where you are going!"

The wicked!(03:47)>hacked with the settings of the satellite...
have finished. Go to sleep.
The wife came. I wrestled. and the entire screen of plasma 50" black screw.
She had to press her straight and get into the porn channel!!! to
The evil man turned around with the words, why did you turn the ladder here?? to
I am crying and laughing. xD

Can you tell me how much you love me?? to
Look up at the sky and count the stars, I love you so much.
HHH: But it is morning.
YYY: That is exactly.

Let us vote for the paternity to be given also in the name of the mother. If a child's mother grows up alone, from what kind of fear she needs to call the child by the name of a stranger in essence.As Artemius calls himself Tatianovich, and not Andreevich as appropriate, so let us legalize this spiritual impulse.
Who is for?
Alexei Natalevich

I would love someone.

But so far I only love my bed!!!! to

Give her a heart-shaped pillow.

xxx: she doesn't like these slugs

Yyy: then put on it in the evening and get a full sleep)))))

Radio Lighthouse, an ancient recipe from alcoholism. In the spring on the raspberries to catch 10 green bugs, put them in a bottle of red wine. Cut the nails from the chicken legs and put them in the same bottle, add the partitions of walnuts and all this insist for two weeks.
No shit, this code was from our grandparents!

Comments on the news that after the elections can cancel the "dry law" driving:
"The police remained in the militia to perimenate and Dima lived his life in vain."

News on the tape: "In the Bryansk region from the polling station stolen webcams"

Started...

And you also get angry when a man, when holding his hand like a sluggish member? Or when he thinks of himself as a terminator and tries to crush you? It’s worse when you just catch your fingers. > and

Banana: I have the letter "O" on the keyboard erased. It is the most widely used letter of the Russian alphabet.
Doomm: No, it does not seem. I have washed C, F, Y, B
Banana: You are a gamer
Doomm: in the sense?
You are also a foolish gamer.

From Livejournal:...the rest of the people picked up on the principle of “where to go to Peter’s bonmond on Saturday morning.”
"I wrote about Michael Prokhorov a large article on Twitter" - the phrase of one of the participants of the contest characterizing the whole situation as a whole.

Oh, these eternal gender disputes... A little bit:

Hearing the legend once in my childhood, I don’t remember everything, to be honest. In ancient times there were two monasteries, a male and a female.

The monks were unattended.
The life of the monks is not a syrup either.
One day I meet a friend.
They started underground.
It was a hard way to meet at dawn.
I am sad, but as it does not turn,
and two-thirds of the women,
Men are only a third of the way.

Only now did I understand the reason.
Now I am angry and upset:
It is clear that men
He hit twice and went to the smoke.
They were sitting, smoke with rings,
Following an anecdote joke.
At that time, women were digging.
Women are moving forward!

Then there was someone among the men.
He said, “Brothers, we have no shame.
You do uninterrupted work.
You are productive!"
The men sat for a long time.
A work plan for the year...
At that time, women were digging.
Women are moving forward!

Today is the day of all lovers, the day of the computer worker, the day of the mentally ill in Germany.
The Germans were always smart, practical people and called things by their own names.