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XHH: I asked somehow the administrator of everyone who needs an account on our server to send it to ASKA(!) Application for registration and required nick.
One of the employees sends him a message with a mystical text: "Reg nid. Yeshua "
Why is it mystical?
Xxx: You read it the opposite. So this guy after sending the message went to the long mode and has not returned until now and does not respond to messages, but at the same time is online. By this, admin is confused whether to cut it or not.
Yyy: Hey... Uzer Schrödinger.
Xxx is true.

XXX: Opening of the Games
The Olympics, and what?
XXX: Listen to me
At the opening of the Olympic Games, the Russian flag was carried by Zubkov, and at the opening of the Paralympic Games, the Russian flag was carried by Redkozubov.
I think that’s logical XD

The Day of the Number Pi on March 14
XX: Generally speaking, today is the month of Pi – 3.14 am :)
YYY: And in a year it will be the day of Pi: 3.14.15, according to the American record.
ZZZ: It needs to be promptly officially declared the “Year of the Full Pi”! and :)

fromKorolev: a slide will be the future.. years in 20... films on 500TB, resolution 19800x 10240... And the slide of this type
Do you have a 500 TB flash?
Only for 250.
PSP, are you there, do you keep the doc files? Are you looking at what on your phone with a shit resolution of 9900x5120?

and Eureka! I am growing up a third child. Watching cartoons is an integral part of their lives... well, and mine, respectively! I have seen them hundreds and thousands of times! But! Today is! I learned that LUNTIQ is a fox, a moon bee!!! Now I know everything!)

this->

You can, of course, try to explain to her that men are not a place in women’s shops, but as an example, ask her to go to the metiz shop, buy a label, a barrel and a groove, all on the M3, as well as cartridges for gypsum, with a two-step cartridge and slices under the cross. I’m not sure she will understand you.
This is one of the most important things in the world.

And if I understand and buy everything right, will you go with me to women’s shops?

I go today in the subway (St. Petersburg) on the Baltic (in the direction of the bridge). Veterans), the doors are closed, after a while they are opened again, we are waiting. Then the driver announces the train is not going further please leave the wagons. Everyone leaves the cars and we wait. This is happening further. The engineer says the train should still go further back into the wagons. Everyone comes back. After that I understood that the machinery can fucking everything.

I do not understand, and why everyone is outraged by education reforms...Our children are being trained by intellectuals!
The child in the class was given a homework. Find a word with four letters. One letter is already known, but marked by a picture. It looks like 4 empty cages, in the second a dog is painted. It would seem, obviously, that the second letter is C. And here’s the fuck! It turns out, r R is fucking. Because the dog is roaring! Where do I get my IQ?

ZZZ: Hello to you!! How is it?
XXX: Are you a pitcher?
ZZZ: What about what? No, and what about you? Hearing...
XXX: friend don’t write here, don’t have to
ZZZ: Do you only communicate with the pirates? So for now :)

Do you remember that I owe you 600 r.? Since last year
WOW : is it?
Tag: shut up
But the unexpected
Xhhh: and I still so lucky then joke type "I will give in a year"

Straga: There was a smell of gas in the neighboring building, everyone ran out into the street. What do you think they are doing there? They are right at the entrance and smoke.

Now the question is, who is more concerned about the Magadan or the Ukrainians who learned that the Volga-Grad schoolchildren in Magadan are demanding the European integration of Ukraine?

We are all upset because the Volgograd people believe that their city is called Volgograd.

I work in the best company.
In the corporate chat:
SP is listed. Expect to fill your wallets and pockets.
After lunch, don't go out for beer, but disciplined gathered in the office)))
To be disciplined in beer.

We will raise the flag high.
and say "no" to murder and war.
Those who disagree with us,
We will kill for peace on earth.

xxx: Well, I took him for the collar of the jacket, I say, you wore it?
yyy: you wanted to say "you ohuel"?
XXX: No, I am a cultural guy

"There seems to be a lot in common between software development and the circus"
(Lutz M. We Study Python)
My uncle knows.

An interesting fact. When I get on the bus, they sit next to me in the last row.

From D. Rogozin’s Twitter:

@Mil_dm @Rogozin
Crimea equipped its militiamen as you could not equip the Russian army in two years of work! Learn to!! to

‏@Rogozin @Mil_dm
and :)

Can I join anonymously?
You can, Michael, and anonymously.