The old joke:
At the time of the employment of the secretary, the employer is surprised: Oh! The speed of printing is 700 characters per minute. Do you really print so fast?
The Secretary modestly: Yes. At such a speed, it is possible to...

You are here: I read 400 words per minute!
and oh! What do you remember at this speed of reading?
What do you remember there? I am still them and I don’t understand!

I would not refuse to finally find these here, which "2 minutes - and ready". Everyone somehow got those who can forty minutes and an hour... There is no strength - even with a good prelude at the beginning to the end it is just painful.
I call them longs.

XHH: And what was she counting on, jumping from the scale on a rope hose, under which a huge loaf?? to
Thousands of views on YouTube.

I call a friend at the home:
Open it up, drone!
You are wrong.

Recruiting again
The drone?
You are wrong.

I carefully checked my memory. I read carefully, I have nothing else to say.
What are you, dude?

I don’t take Mops seriously. They associate me with stupidity. I only remember Donzova, she is constantly taking pictures with them.
It’s because they are associated with Donzova with stupidity!

Once again, she caught her little daughter (D) on cheating.
I: Somebody’s been lying too often lately, why would that be?
D: Per it’s because someone else has been spotting him too often lately?

Two figures on the example of our divine institution. In the clinic there are 41 doctors who are engaged in the direct management of patients. And 59 inspectors from 13 instances, who come almost daily and write out fines.
This is all you need to know about the effectiveness of the modern health care model (c) Stannum99

I was 18 years old. A first-time student who moved from city to city (half an hour by electric, but felt like a transition between worlds, no less). And if in your hometown, where everyone knows each other, with your personal life you will not turn, at one end you will say hello to someone, at the other they will call a joke, then here it is more free. I met a guy on the internet, some time ago, we talked online. We went to discussions including on intimate topics, and he is so actively flooded as can not tolerate boring routine sex, passion, impulse...

We began to meet in Real. Passion and impulse, it turns out, indicate a time span of about 30 seconds, and anything longer is the same routine that he can’t tolerate. It didn’t work out with us, in short, I’m over the word passion I still rub when I meet somewhere in the text.

The Bookmaker
As a wise man said:
You have to read a dozen books in your life. But to understand what, you need to read thousands.

D: I’m fine, I should write a funny story about how you can drink beer, walk barefoot on the lawns, and something else. will not succeed. Something inside me burned and burned.
M: I’ve already repaired a vibrator.

I don’t like when people get married. But yesterday I saw/heard something amazing. A 15-year-old girl spoke to a guy:
You don’t understand me either!! He is the fullest! He was at war with Prussia when the ceasefire agreement was ready!
I could not listen further. and rjal. I think she also read a few volumes of historical literature.

Fuck the 21st century.
The buyer. The morning. The Dark. People are standing at a stop, people are pulling up waiting for the tram. The grey girl is unnoticed. Around the morning dull silence, here this girl cries out "blat!" and begins to call somebody:
I have forgotten my keys, can you take them with me?
–...
Are you going nowhere? Fuck the fuck! fuckingly
–...!! to
Oh wow...
–...
Ahahah, it is cool. Go to.
He puts the phone and waits. The tram approached five minutes later, everyone sat down, walked through the stop, at the next girl halves out of the door, the drone flies! On the copter is an isolated key band. Madama is pleased with it and sends the pigeon’s mail back in flight. Grandmothers in Houston. I am delighted.

There was one uninteresting story about the relationship between the Japanese and the letter "r" - the time of that sluggish interference on the Pacific TVD, which the Americans pathetically consider their contribution to Victory.

In short, the Japanese do not pronounce the letter "L". The word “in general”. In particular, the Chinese name Liu in them turned into Ryu. So, the citizens of the samurai, as well as the descendants of the Asigar, wishing to cause damage to the enemy with even a carcass, but in case of injury, crawled somewhere beyond the dunes and cried: "Doctor!"In the sense of "Medic!"Sanitar with a sharp iguana passed under the flank fire to the "injured", and that with all gratitude put a stick in his throat - after which it was possible to go to Amateras, with a sense of fulfillment of duty to the Motherland and mycado.

Yankees did not approve of this approach, obviously. As far as Mr. MacArthur
Comrades rattled their foreheads, cuddling, as if to understand the yellowish macacos, that for such jokes you can also walk on "Missouri" (in a bad sense, please note), the initiative from below was ripe. Now, if the patient urgently needed a little bandage, iodine and alcohol, it was supposed to yell “Talula!” that is, “Talulah!” The maximum that could come out is "Taru!" which, of course, was burned by American doctors at once, and the patient was eventually sent not a red cross, but a couple of salves from "Garanda".

And the second day the stomach hurts, what to do?
3@P@3@: Go to the doctor?
GenoaBukin: For what?
3@P@3@: Gastroenterologist
What is Gastritis?? to
I don’t have gastritis.
Genoa: It hurts the life!! to
3@P@3@: Wow. Then to the Geneticist

XHX: Madness is when your 14-person web studio moves to a new office and there is no wired internet there, and all those 14 people are sitting on the same 3G modem.

Yesterday I was in a store where sellers in red shirts ran. I looked at the refrigerator and decided to see how much the laptops cost. I see a man in a costume with a guy in a red polo and shoes argue.

Dialogue is as accurate as possible. P-boy in the red polo.



Q. Why are you leaving work?

P - Eeee (looking at him surprised)

N - to work quickly, or deprimate.

P - (begins to smile) so I have a break, according to the labor code I have a right for 15 minutes.

N - And to me, you came to work here or now I will throw you out of here with the article!

P – It’s me, I want to rest, I need to go, fuck the fat shit.

N - Oh you (a lot of mate)

P is gone! (Going to the sunset with his hand)



A girl runs.

“Igor Viktorovich is the director of the sports store, not our employee.

It took five years for the word “split” to cease to be associated with the phone. And what would the word "loot" begin with...

Read from 2 to 5 books per day.

I take Strugacki. I read the Day of the Child and the Inhabited Island (take a minimum). The next day, I already have a frog in the ants and the waves are extinguishing the wind.
And so without stopping.
What’s going to come from the read in the head?
Anna Karenina and Crime and Punishment in a Day. Next is The Rider Without a Head and Master and Margarita. Destination Eggs and Dog Heart.
Even Donzov to read two books a day - a bite in the head of names and events.
Why is this race and who is the competitor?
Or I understand something wrong under the word "book"

Redf: In 200 years it will be.

The Internet of Things, here. The steering wheel has its own, the gasoline tank has its own, even the gasoline tank. And all of them actively exchange data, and tweet that she was driving like a grandmother.



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And then your car, which you considered a friend, writes to your wife that you are driving to your mistress.

What does it matter to me about the number of books you read? Tell us what the books were about, what you were affected by, what was revealed to you in the books, and what you would argue with and why, which books you would recommend to others.