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 14.03.2017
Yesterday I was in a store where sellers in red shirts ran. I looked at the refrigerator and decided to see how much the laptops cost. I see a man in a costume with a guy in a red polo and shoes argue.

Dialogue is as accurate as possible. P-boy in the red polo.



Q. Why are you leaving work?

P - Eeee (looking at him surprised)

N - to work quickly, or deprimate.

P - (begins to smile) so I have a break, according to the labor code I have a right for 15 minutes.

N - And to me, you came to work here or now I will throw you out of here with the article!

P – It’s me, I want to rest, I need to go, fuck the fat shit.

N - Oh you (a lot of mate)

P is gone! (Going to the sunset with his hand)



A girl runs.

“Igor Viktorovich is the director of the sports store, not our employee.
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