xxx: from Alimov: Any number in a zero degree gives a unit. From Makarichev: Zero in any degree is zero
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xxx: I need to calculate 0 in degree 0. Which algebra textbook is more reliable?

Is it??...
and all! I will not fall asleep until I know the truth. O_O

Scandal in Japan: dozens of "long-lived" have long been dead
It all started with the fact that Japanese officials decided to visit the oldest resident of Tokyo, 111-year-old Sōgenō Katō. But when they came to his house, the road was blocked by his 81-year-old daughter, who sharply refused to let them go, arguing that "Papa is tired."
When they entered the room, it turned out that the grandfather actually died in 1978, and entrepreneurial relatives simply left his body in the room, receiving his retirement for years. The officers found only his mummy.
After this, a large-scale inspection began across the country, and the country undercounted dozens of its alleged "long-lived". According to Japanese sociologists, the system is all to blame, which is already too trusting to its citizens. After all, in order for a pensioner to register in the document, it is enough for him to simply attach to the paper "Incan" - a stamp with his name. Your family can easily do it too.
Now Japan officially has more than 41,000 inhabitants, whose age has exceeded 100 years. How many of them are still alive, the test will find out.

EVA_
Imagine I’m sitting at home for a comp, my husband is reading next to me, I think I would have offered sex... so what do I want.
- comes he to me from behind and so kindly" sweet, can we shake?"
What do you think I said???? to
Sorry, but my head hurts so much.
What is this reflex?

Today, at the exit of the subway in the transition stands two fifts (F1 and F2). A randomly heard dialogue:

F1: There’s not a lot of beautiful people.
F2: Do not say, we have been standing for half an hour and no one is normal!
F1: * collapsing * And I told you that you need to meet near the car showrooms!

I wore five minutes =D

I asked you about group sex.
YYY is not!
XXX I asked you.
YYY asked me. I said – "NOT"!!! to

xxx: rate the recipe: "beef in Indian!"
There is no Muslim pork, right?

Her lips smelled vanilla.
The intersection is worn.

Glamour contact is devoted :)

by Maestro.

yyy: I have a windows license and do not want to update
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xxx: I have a pirate and is updating.)
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I am standing at a marketplace, selling carrots. A sympathetic brunette.
Can I see your carrots?
I: Uncomfortable girl, so many people around me.
She: you have flat humor and the carrots are short.

I have an unusual cat.
Do not bite the wiring from the internet and charging for the phone
Not in the corner.
No tapestry and carpet.
There is all
Toilet goes exclusively in the lotus.
Sleeping on a pillow under a blanket and hugging O_o

My mother told me. A neighbor came to her with a daughter (7 years old) for tea.

Neighbor: My daughter recently became afraid of something, she is constantly asked to sleep with me, her husband has to be sent to the nursery.

The daughter: Aha! I am not afraid of anything! I just regret you! I’ve heard and seen your dad torment you at night, you’re out like! At least thank you said.

Something for a long time no neighbor, apparently the husband has been tormented.

It is better not to approach my cat closer than a meter when she eats a sausage, because she whispers, cries, and can knock on her foot. Although, when she eats fish, meat or cat food, it's all the norm:) you can even chew, she doesn't mind. I didn’t understand why she behaved like this until I saw that in the country she ate a mouse with the same resentment with which she ate a sausage.

Become ordinary – stand out from the crowd of individuals!

A girl is added to me.
Vova: in the information about myself written I like to chew gum...and my boyfriend
How she presented herself in the place of her boyfriend was horrible

In order for the fingers to slip well across the tablet screen, it is recommended to regularly rub them with barley saliva.

List of used literature:
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15 is Google [Electronic resource] // (as at 05.04.06)
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<German> I am dying, I am bad, goodbye friends, now my nick will be "Dead German"
<Germany> the winding spring
<Dima_Ner> you are this.. until May 9 toler )))
<Dima_Ner> die as it should be )))

Instructions for attracting a man:
1 came
2 Looking in the eyes.
3 He cried and fled.
All of it! He is yours!

He was so honest that he even smiled when he put on a smiley.

My, after washing the dishes, removed the fork with the words, "Wow, the devil's clothes!"