A woman calls a friend. The dialogue.

Q: Are you crying?
Q: I am crying.
J: And why then?
Q: My husband does not want to be present at the birth.
J: Well, that is normal. Why to cry?
Q: I don’t want to be there either!

The curtain xD

This is a childhood story.
We gathered for guests, we were dressed in a new suit - a jacket, trousers, a white shirt, and, in order not to talk under my feet, put out on the street, waiting for parents to gather to go together. It was a bad idea, because the courtyard friends at that time attached the rugged and dirty iron barrels, and I just couldn’t help but be the tester of this spacecraft.

to this:
Chuck Norris, please close your refrigerator.

First, Mr Chuck Norris
Secondly, close

And how disrespectful, as if he didn’t even decide to look into the freezer...

The first time I really my beard was the day I shaved it off after a few years of being a wart.
This was a real cowboy.

xxx: It is even strange that not everyone understands that the rights of animals are the rights of people not to observe the suffering of animals. We are empaths: another being is hurt – and we experience similar feelings.
The rights as such are only for those who are able to defend them.
No war has been won by the Shinshill army.

And he said to me, " Borst is unpleasant. andquot;
I wear shirt badly.
What a heavy man...
Like getting to the river.

Haber, discussion of censorship
Cryptoanarchists vs scrap monarchists

Do you have a lawyer’s oath?
As with doctors.
YYY : Of course!
There were also two brothers.
The Lawyer and Hippocrates

You know, before the word “manga” your post was not deprived of reason and logic. But people who watch manga (yes, they call it read, but there’s nothing to read there) can’t be taken seriously. The kids are stupid, just overgrown.
......
In Japan, manga is more popular than ordinary books. It is available for all genres and for all age groups. It is read by ALL: housewives, students, professors and engineers. The whole country "foolish children"

If you do not understand something, it is better to be silent.

"To you people from the FNS..."
Kramz: There are no people in the FNS.

Tagged with: vegan love
I know by the nature of my activity that vegans - those who have completely abandoned products of animal origin - have a restructuring of the body. The breakout begins in the second week. They call it ‘cleansing’, which is partially true. There is a restructuring of the endocrine system. after a year of veganism, the work of the pancreas is severely suppressed. The cellar is virtually not working. And if you eat at least half an egg, then it will be just poisoning, because there are no additional food processors in the stomach. Toxicological poisoning, to be precise, was personally observed.
There are plenty of vegans around me. Reasonable, not ideological idiots. And there is one interesting observation: vegan children eat the same meat foolishly. So at the holiday table, two small children of our vegan girlfriend and wife dared in the first 15 minutes all the meat slices designed for 6 adults. The children are not without meat, eselcho. Only the candy will prefer the catlet, which we have observed - these children have not even tried any of the sweets prepared for them.
This is the turn! This effect is seen in many families. I don’t know everything, I won’t cheat.
Disputes on the subject can end. I am not publishing an opinion, but the results of numerous observations. I don’t think that an experienced gastroenterologist or an advanced surgeon will run to the forum, whose opinions would be interesting.

The Bookmaker
Electronic and paper have their merits. In paper I keep books that I want to read. Not all books are in electronic form. But in the subway, an e-book is more convenient, especially when it weighs a kilogram in paper. Paper books are valuable illustrations. I would like to have a book with illustrations by Jon Bauer in paper form. and "the history of Rome from the founding of the city" - too. There are many pages on which a dozen notes, some of which "see. by PREM. 4 to Chapter VI of Book X". And in my bookmarks in the e-book there I started to get confused, because notes to them cannot be left. In this case, a paper book would be much more convenient. And when it comes to finding a familiar place in the book that was needed for the mood, paper is also better. But in paper form I buy books either well-known authors, or those that I have already read in electronic form, because the space on the shelves has ceased to be enough for me for a long time. A family book of the 18th century, with gifted inscriptions, passed from generation to generation - this is not digitized. But for everyday use it is better electronic - it can be held in the subway with one hand, and when the first book of the cycle is over to open the second. to read the manga on paper - I will shoot myself so much to store... etc. Nails and screws are different and irreplaceable, unfortunately.

Under Stalin, there were no believers and they had no feelings - there was nothing to insult. There are no gays like Ramzankadiriche.

I live in a small town, local television as a home video, all places before the pain are familiar, key people who take interviews or my acquaintances or off-site acquaintances, reports about the installation of a new bench, 20-minute videos about the launch of heating.

xxx: my groupmate once told me that she was invited to a hockey match "Spartak" - "Molot-Prikamye". She went just to see how the three teams would play there.

I work as a salesman in a cell phone salon. One beautiful morning, my grandfather comes and buys a simple phone from me for 1500 rubles. As it turned out for his grandson - his first phone on which the little man himself accumulated. And as it usually happens to be paid in such cases with coins of 10 rubles. Well, the grandfather gets a small bag and puts all the little stuff on the table. On my face of course happiness from this case is not observed, but I stand calmly consider the necessary amount.

Behind the grandfather in the line stands what a grandmother is looking at this matter and through what one begins to chase me:



“They are already officers! They give them money, and they turn their noses, give them big ones, and small ones what? “Not money now?”



I am not distracted by it, so as not to get off the account and count the necessary amount, well that there was 200 rubles left to count. Then I go to my grandmother and say:



"Where did you get what I have against the 10 ruble coins? I stand them and calmly count, and you are starting to get upset, trying to get me off the account, and I will spend a little more time on the account, but I did not say a word of upset, in addition, I have an empty box in the morning and this money will go to other customers, so I have all the norms here.



Then the grandmother answered with even greater indignation:



"What does it mean that you have no money in the box from the morning, which means that the money will go for delivery, I am standing here in line to fill the account for 100 rubles (and weigh in your hands with a bill of 500 rubles), and you will give me 400 rubles for delivery? ? to ? “



After which, with the words stupidly full, she leaves the salon at sunset...

And when you open it, you experience the same emotions again. What you don’t experience when reading an e-book. The reflex, you know.

Why does the electronic reflex not work? The mystery.
Do you listen to music only from records? I respect it :)

In general, imho, they are proud and boast of their love for the Holy Paper those who do not read a lot. If you read 10 new books a year, you can buy them, and there is enough space on the shelves. What about 100+? When will they drive you out of the house? And don’t tell me about libraries, there’s not everything you need. So when in a three-bedroom apartment 2 rooms almost from the floor to the ceiling became covered with paper - I had to love the unspiritual figure I sent. because of.

The Generation Zero.

xx: who can work in the fresh air.. except for the yard?))
Try the shoe cleaner. A washer of car glasses at the crossroads, a beggar, a distributor of papers, and many others!

The palate does not know the breath!
But hell take it,
work in the air,
Working with people.
by Vladimir Vishnevsky)

In our country, on the question "Do you know the history of Russia?" it is appropriate to clarify "Which?"

How proud were our friends when they brought Newfoundland! Growing up huge, frightening sizes of dogs. We went to the field, worked with him, all the teams knew the dogs. Once, while the owners were at work, the apartment was besieged. Wash everything, even your shoes. With such a guard. By miracle, the police found the thieves. For the sake of interest, they asked, why did the tattoos curl the masters? The thieves said, "He got his hats, wears in his teeth, ticks his nose, until he was dressed, he was not behind. As soon as I dressed, I went to sleep.”