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 14.05.2017
I work as a salesman in a cell phone salon. One beautiful morning, my grandfather comes and buys a simple phone from me for 1500 rubles. As it turned out for his grandson - his first phone on which the little man himself accumulated. And as it usually happens to be paid in such cases with coins of 10 rubles. Well, the grandfather gets a small bag and puts all the little stuff on the table. On my face of course happiness from this case is not observed, but I stand calmly consider the necessary amount.

Behind the grandfather in the line stands what a grandmother is looking at this matter and through what one begins to chase me:



“They are already officers! They give them money, and they turn their noses, give them big ones, and small ones what? “Not money now?”



I am not distracted by it, so as not to get off the account and count the necessary amount, well that there was 200 rubles left to count. Then I go to my grandmother and say:



"Where did you get what I have against the 10 ruble coins? I stand them and calmly count, and you are starting to get upset, trying to get me off the account, and I will spend a little more time on the account, but I did not say a word of upset, in addition, I have an empty box in the morning and this money will go to other customers, so I have all the norms here.



Then the grandmother answered with even greater indignation:



"What does it mean that you have no money in the box from the morning, which means that the money will go for delivery, I am standing here in line to fill the account for 100 rubles (and weigh in your hands with a bill of 500 rubles), and you will give me 400 rubles for delivery? ? to ? “



After which, with the words stupidly full, she leaves the salon at sunset...
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