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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №100503
 14.07.2014
In this pagan holiday of Ivan Kupala, passed through the city with a water pistol... After the phrase “be damned,” I realized that in 10-15 years a smile will be worth money.
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A beast that lays out strangers on the street deserves death.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100502
 14.07.2014
ectd: I said that if we have one tombstone with him, I will understand that life has not been lived in vain
ectd: he thought for a long time, but then said that he had never been confessed so much in love

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100501
 14.07.2014
From Habr:
There are about 20 milligrams of radioactive potassium-40 in your body right now, and every second there are 5,000 radioactive disintegrations. Can you imagine what a gift for future generations?
If I’m not mistaken, it’s a wonderful gift. Future generations can use radiocarbon analysis to determine the age of your bones. Or have I mistaken something?

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100500
 14.07.2014
At the classes of hospital surgery, one teacher was always forced to perform cosmetic seams. And sentenced - the seam should be imperceptible, so that with the removed kidney and spleen of the recruiter in the military command were recognized fit!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100499
 14.07.2014
And when, at last, all mankind understands this, ceases to multiply and dies out through a generation, this will be the ultimate victory of reason over animal instincts. Yes, the instincts of reproduction and survival are animal instincts.
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by Facepalm
The native, "victory of reason over animal instincts," is a state where instincts are subordinated to the requirements of reason and never take over the top mind when making strategic decisions, rather than when they are completely turned off. An analogy is the rider who then completely controls his horse when the horse fulfils all his demands unquestionably, rather than when the horse is rolled dead.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100498
 14.07.2014
Outsider: This is a 3.14-check, comrades. Sedogyan woke up from his own goot. I dreamed that Konstantin Kinchev was chasing me, with a tail and for some reason in a women’s dress. And I think he’s Kinchita...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100497
 14.07.2014
I did not resist:
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to this:
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There was, apparently, the story of Asimov about a man who was thrown into another dimension during the experiment. And when he was taken, he could not eat the earthly food, because all the amino acids in his body were "reflected." This is exactly what happens with artificially synthesized substances.
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Not Asimov, but Iron "Door in the Sand". And not quite dropped, and not quite into the dimension - the character passed through an alien device. He ate it, but the taste was different.
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Did you say you won $10,000 in the lottery?
Not in the lottery, but in poker. I didn’t win but I lost :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100496
 14.07.2014
Memories of 15 years old systems:
And again the question: who would need FAT32?
2: Massively - babies who saw new voices. Without FAT32 DOS, ppeppaasno pabotages with winchestep on 80GB - twenty puzzles of 4GB.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100495
 14.07.2014
From the article on lente.ru

According to Astakhov, a real human rights activist should seek to end war, destroy people and save all those in need.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100494
 14.07.2014
Q: What is the name of your punk group?
by Dogz!
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Yes to you, dogzz!! to
xxx: and The puzzles...?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100493
 14.07.2014
Life of WOT
After the battle, the character knocks on the face (P):
Q: Can I go to the squad?
I: As long as I am busy, in 15 minutes I will be ready to pursue.
Q: I’m playing recently and I don’t know all the terms, who are the Goths and how are they chased?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100492
 14.07.2014
I don’t know: “Where are black lights sold, so that the white northern nights don’t interfere with sleep?” Change the locations, change the locations, and that’s all.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100491
 14.07.2014
Comments on the article "International Code Table of Disaster Signals ‘land-air’"

xxx: the sign "F" should be placed on the landmark (food and water are needed). Maybe when it breaks.

Yyy: Is there a sign "We need a buchlo and babies"? and :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №100490
 14.07.2014
A photograph of director Spielberg sitting in front of a mechanical dinosaur at the shootings of the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" was uploaded to the social network Facebook fan of games J Bransomb. He added the following signature to the photo: "A shameful photo of a entertaining hunter happily posing against the background of a triceratops, whom he just ruthlessly killed. Please spread (the photo) so that the world knows the name of this disgusting man and embarrass him.
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Everyone was able to appreciate Bransomb’s sense of humor. Among the comments to the photo were: "I will never see your movies again, ANIMAL KILLER".
Currently, the joke message has collected more than nine thousand likes and five thousand comments, it has been shared more than 30 thousand times.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100489
 14.07.2014
From Habr:

When I go to the cinema, I choose the longest movie. The price is the same – a long movie is more profitable %)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №100488
 14.07.2014
When I was 5 years old, my parents always sent me to my grandmother for the summer to a small village. I had a friend of Kesha there. Once, in honor of her doctor, I wanted to give her a gift and went to the narval of the rape and made her a crown. When I put her on the head, she liked it very much and she ran to my mom to boast. It didn’t take much time and I went to her. Looking out the window, I saw her mother crying, and her father shaved Xushu on the skin, and I realized that I was not happy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100487
 14.07.2014
Cats are afraid of dust.
No noise and noise,
They have uncertainty.
The entropy of black holes.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100486
 14.07.2014
A MP from the LDPR proposed for the state account to hang blinds to all inhabitants of the northern areas, where there are white nights.
I - But I wonder what - metal, textile, or rollets in general?
That’s what he makes, that’s what he wants to hang.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №100485
 14.07.2014
The Poet:

I am admin.
But that doesn’t mean I’m lonely.
My servants
They have been lying since yesterday.
I know,
Tomorrow the electrician will get a puddle.
and beer
The coffee will warm me up.

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I am an electrician, and I think the last line in the verse above is superfluous.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100484
 14.07.2014
Why do people always have the question of pregnant or not when they are just sick?
Maybe I get sick from people.

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