Sorry for calling you fat. I thought you knew.

Every day at the same time on the way to work in the subway on the escalator, I meet a girl with whom I am ready to spend my whole life. The girl goes up and I go down. You can, of course, go back and find her in the crowd, get to know, but the problem is that every day they are different girls.

The limit of human naivety.

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To send untrained people to war is to betray them.

Benefits of the Soviet Army.
We had a banquet at the company, everything as planned. I was drunk like a dog. I go home peacefully. Here I am hindered by two students from the police school, such as why such a drunk, take a passport and ask to go with them to the department. We go to the department and there is a divorce. A colonel stands on the square, and students are built around the square. My menta went forward, like, no matter their passport, where I go. I’m going on a strict step, whoever served, will understand. The leg is raised by 25-30 cm, the socks are pulled off. With all the divorce, I approach the Colonel and report: "Comrade Colonel, during your duty you were allegedly taken drunk to the department. F.I.O Probably by misunderstanding, allow me to be free?” The Colonel squeezed slightly, gave the honor, said, “I allow.” He looked at me. And he said, “Look, comrades, how we have to walk in a strict step.”
And, referring to my minds: "Give him a passport, he is not drunk, drunk with such a striking step, like a string, he will not walk."

First-class mothers are not as scary as they paint them.

A long time ago, I met a girlfriend, she called her girlfriend with her. All three of us sit in the courtyard, we communicate, and my friend at some point asks, "why are you so happy? “I answer, ‘Yes, I’ve paid back all the debts, free now.’

Her friend at this moment says, "You are a bad guy to return the money? ! to I borrow it and I don’t give it back.” I said it with such pride that I was a fool.

A few months later he wrote to me, “Hello, borrow 1k.” What HZ expected.