Benefits of the Soviet Army.
We had a banquet at the company, everything as planned. I was drunk like a dog. I go home peacefully. Here I am hindered by two students from the police school, such as why such a drunk, take a passport and ask to go with them to the department. We go to the department and there is a divorce. A colonel stands on the square, and students are built around the square. My menta went forward, like, no matter their passport, where I go. I’m going on a strict step, whoever served, will understand. The leg is raised by 25-30 cm, the socks are pulled off. With all the divorce, I approach the Colonel and report: "Comrade Colonel, during your duty you were allegedly taken drunk to the department. F.I.O Probably by misunderstanding, allow me to be free?” The Colonel squeezed slightly, gave the honor, said, “I allow.” He looked at me. And he said, “Look, comrades, how we have to walk in a strict step.”
And, referring to my minds: "Give him a passport, he is not drunk, drunk with such a striking step, like a string, he will not walk."