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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51769
 14.08.2011
You asked: How would you argue if people had no genitals?

I think if people had no genitals they would just do what they argue.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51768
 14.08.2011
A 13-year-old boy is caught:
What are you wearing?!!! Not in the hippodrome.
The commentary:
I called the child a horse.
Do you think she understood?
No is! =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
This is called the sense of tact.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51767
 14.08.2011
111) Have you fought about it? The Post?
222 is because:
Oh well Pasha!
–...
Blythein, your name is Serroja.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51766
 14.08.2011
xxx: and if on Venus the conditions were similar, almost like on Mars. Then everyone would argue where to fly – to Venus or to Mars.
Yyy: Well, if the Americans are going to Mars, then our probably would fly to Venus.
XXX: I can imagine it. The diligent Americans made a careful flight back and forth, receiving some information of medium importance. The Russian expedition was saved by the courage and dedication of the crew members. Already flying past the moon, the roof of our ship was torn and we had to fly in a cabriolet. And also one man must have landed on the moon to reduce the load on the ship. On Venus, of course, we were lucky and back they arrived floating (in a vacuum, but we are Russians, chao) and with hundreds of oil.
Yyy: And that man on the moon long and diligently pulled out the word from the three letters on the surface so that it could be seen from Earth.
In short, traditional Russian wine. "Winning and winning"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51765
 14.08.2011
The xxx:
and UJOS. It’s better to include something positive.

YYYY :
The Ventilator?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №51764
 14.08.2011
> I can’t take a member into my mouth, it embarrasses me. Anya 14 years.
Do not talk to him.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51763
 14.08.2011
xhhh: plush, I have speed under the evening forever drops (( half an hour ago was 200 kB a shash 20((
Masha, you are a devil. Adult girl, you don’t know how to speed up?
HH: I know, I know.
I am closing all the extra applications.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №51762
 14.08.2011
<xxx> this is what the beauty of NTV
<xxx> if you turn on and see a good acting game
<xxx> this is the news

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №51761
 14.08.2011
In the darkness, the beauty of the girl is appreciated on the spot.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51760
 14.08.2011
The old buildings! How is it? How is summer?
KOrsar45: A classical summer. Tomorrow I’m going to get the gips :)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51759
 14.08.2011
Xxx: Fuck, but they really fuck! Who invented this shit? I remember everyone was like normal people, smiling human smiles when needed... And in 2006 this wild Hui appeared. What fucking shit is that? Smiley without eyes? A disabled dog? This is fucking something, for all the one answer is fucking clutches. I hate the sock!!by 11
yyy : ) )

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №51758
 14.08.2011
Firefox 7 will consume 20-30% less memory

XHH: the next

[ + 88 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51757
 14.08.2011
xxx: AAA blasphemous hunting...beaten by the cows of blade...happiness begins after the zombie fighter Putin discovered Atlantis. Putin opened the dam, Putin opened the antimatter, the gravitational cannon, seven new elements in the table of Mendeleev, and he opened the portal to another dimension.

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №51756
 14.08.2011
News on Lente.ru: "In Kamchatka, a bear hit two people", comment to the news: "In Russia, a bear hit everyone"

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51755
 14.08.2011
I watched Mr. Proper’s advertisement. Dirty floor, the main characters play with the fork on the glass or fingers on the piano the melody needed. Mr. Proper is coming. The following dialogue follows:
What do you do?
To be clean!
Fuck, why didn’t they ask "Bentley"?

[ + 62 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51754
 14.08.2011
xxx:...he was with his grandmother, went to Skype, by habit did not get out of his profile
Q: And what do you think, Grandma just got out of my profile and entered her login and password?! to
No, she took, fucking, and changed the name of the account from mine to her own!!! And a photoshop!
My friends were not too surprised...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51753
 14.08.2011
On the third day, I read in the press judgments about the Russian Foreign Ministry’s black lists by which Mr. Lavrov is going to terribly punish the United States for interfering in the Magnitsky case. The names of Americans against whom the Russian Foreign Ministry intends to introduce (or has already introduced) visa sanctions are kept secret. The nature of the sanctions is also not clear. It is pointed out that these people (for example, participants in the arrests of Viktor But and Konstantin Yaroshenko) will have problems when trying to enter Russia.

I think it’s some kind of half measure. You need to show them the cushion mother on the full program.

First, we need to prohibit Americans from keeping money in rubles.

Second, it is necessary to prohibit them from buying Russian securities, so that they do not dare to parasitize on our economic miracle.

Third, of course, it is necessary to adopt a law that prohibits them from buying real estate in Moscow and Sochi.

They are no longer allowed to be treated in Russian hospitals.

And most importantly, children of American officials should be banned from entering prestigious Russian universities, including both budgetary and paid departments. Start with the second honey.

Here they are crying out and asking forgiveness from us for the gross interference in the internal affairs of Major Karpov.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51752
 14.08.2011
With VIO?

Q: How can a woman get her weight back?
Go between the cups!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №51751
 14.08.2011
About the song "Spring":

X: Fuck, how could this be done? Were neither the author, neither the composer, neither the performers, neither the sound director, neither the dumb cleaner in the studio ever fooled while this was done?
yyy: Blowing in the microphone – the chip of Steven Tyler, would have condemned.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51750
 14.08.2011
From the blog:

I always watch my child watch TV like it is. It bought useful discs, about animals, about all kinds of experiments, about the structure of planets, about space, etc. I turn it on quietly, knowing that nothing extra will be shown to my treasure. Today I posted"To the Boys about Animals"...
Now I think how to learn a child from the phrase:"I am not a baby, I am a male!"

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