Q: Have you not answered for a long time?
Smoking on the balcony.
Q: forty minutes?
I watched the fight.
Q: What is the fight?
Two people are fighting, fighting, fighting
HH: What is the wreck?
WOW, WOW, WOW and WOW...)

Rubljovka is a district of sub-Moscow where people live who have not seen a single ruble for 20 years.

Tomorrow is Thursday?
M: No, it is Friday.
H : How? I even checked the schedule for Tuesday, so I didn’t go to the doctor!
Q: That is, you think that today is Wednesday, although it’s actually Thursday, you looked at the schedule for Tuesday and therefore didn’t go to the doctor?
and yes! and what? Oh...

Friend - a man of the format 2x2, bald, in the skin and on BMW. It looks very brutal.
The phone was always given to him by his wife, he never bought it.
I came to buy a phone for the first time in my life, reports the seller.
The seller’s reaction – And it was picked up before, probably, right?? to

Funny: not everyone is watching TV, but everyone is disturbed by 12+, 16+ and so on. Burn up guys =)

From Picaboo:
In the United States, a film was made that Islam is not a religion of peace and goodness. Islamists decided to prove the opposite by assaulting the U.S. embassy and killing four people.

The great-grandmother of the Gopnik Vasy believes that the "epta" is a letter of the Greek alphabet.

In the supermarket when buying ten bottles of beer, the dialogue of the cashier (k) and the buyer (p):

Q: Please show me your passport.
Q: Do I not see that I am already much older than 18?? to
K: Not at all!
Q: (showing my passport) it’s because I drink beer every day!

From a conversation on a mobile phone:... what do I know about your public opinion! The public opinion once pardoned the warrior.

M: I go for an hour and a half. For now only in Bucharest.
D: There is a gas pedal on the bottom right. Try pressing on her!
M is :)
Did I find it? ?

The Lord does not show miracles, because it would force man to believe in Him, and man is known to be given the freedom of choice.
Rekken: I began to understand the Lord perfectly, after my 8-year-old child, smiling ill-lovedly, stated: "But this year I will definitely check whether Santa Claus exists or not, I will order him the most expensive helicopter on the radio control - if he does not bring, then he is not.

Taking from my date of birth the date when my parents met and, having got a little more than nine months, I doubted their “in our time everyone was modest and a year only kissed...”

I found in one of my Android programs a print in the menu. I corrected and added a new version. First comment: "Thank you, I stopped flying out!" O_O

We drive a taxi driver, we saw an accident... I say the type of nihua they hit! She says: “And I am constantly beaten in my ass” and adds a couple of seconds “every year!”

My husband usually does not shudder with the puncture:
I: Give me the cable TV code.
I eat papers in the office.
I’m sitting down, I think: Did you go out for lunch or OEP hit?! to

xxx: Someone's parents are deprived of the computer and me of the solder

Sailor Moon Remake in the Year 13

YYY: What about the iconic "Sailor Moon"?
XXX: YYY> is an anime)) about the girl who is from the moon) protector of the moon and a princess)
XXX: and also about men who are not really men
XXX: and about brother and sister and their incest
ZZZ: mm
XXX and the Trans
XXX and more about gays
XXX: All childhood has passed on it.

Yes, I know this theory that if a mother had big breasts, then a boy would then choose similar women. Just how will you explain that the leche and the sane have one mother, but the leche women have the first thole the second size, and the sane has all the babies with no less than the fourth?
Sandy just sees worse.

Slava: we just in the 3rd grade went to buy prey to study match parts well and of course will be sprinkled with captaches from the 9th floor, long argued who will buy, played on the stone-scissors- paper, a friend went, I wait on the doorstep of the pharmacy, here climbs on the doorstep our classmate, and from the door, my friend, a fool, rushing with a machine-gun tape of prey and screaming to me -"Slavawa! We are going!"

Order of May
According to the ancient Mayan legend, Serge and Lenin, carrying a constant guard at the third corps, will come down from their positions and shake each other's hands if a virgin passes between them.
The comments:
11 Jan at 0:14 M.B. In the original - a virgin with a protected diploma.
Yesterday at 0:15 A.V. Fuck, we’ll never see that.
If they were a virgin, I think they would be healthy often :DDD