The chief in a private house made himself warm floors, only did not calculate and together with the main contour equally heated and the floor... up to 90 degrees... today developed schemes for unfolding contours, wiping tears with drawings...

I have a pony.
Q: What are you doing with the pony?

Son, you don’t know that Instagram is only for pedics and celebrities? If I open Google now and don’t find your fan club, I don’t know what I’ll do with you.

From Habr:
Q: Are you seriously asking or sarcastic?
............

What a beautiful word!
“She sarcasmized ten times a night.”

zzz: Sarcasmized, sarcasmized, but not sarcasmized.

Headlines on News@mail:
Elton John destroyed a Russian concert agency

Here is Pidor.

Olympic fire at the Eagle. The governor of the region is released on stage under the Imperial March (real). The dark side of the force doesn’t sleep... (but the sound director may have problems)

Modern education is presented to me in the form of one phrase:

Writing through and...

xxx: Do you not find it strange for Christians to celebrate the circumcision of the Lord, if they themselves do not?
Well, they do not do much of what Christ did (do not love their neighbor, do not forgive their enemies, etc., not all, of course), and you are right, by the idea it should be more a celebration of the name of Jesus than circumcision for Christians, besides, do you not know that there are two sects that are searching all over the world: some are looking for his umbilical cord, others - the extreme flesh, because these are the only parts of the body that remain after him on earth, after his ascension to heaven. Those who believe in the existence of the umbilical cord are called puppies, and those who are in the extreme flesh are called otherwise. Both of them are believed to be heretics and have fierce disputes with one another. So far, neither one nor another has been found.
XX: How do you know so much?
Koyalnik Hrenov: the Internet needs to read more, there will not write that ;)

xxx: introduced to google translator "trap"
xxx: he said to me "shotgun" and added: "This option is better than the automatic?"
xxx: I sit and think: but actually, which option is better
xxx: a shotgun or something automatic

I’m sorry, but it’s just Ahtung!

After school, my husband worked as a pathologist for many years, where he saw a lot of exciting spectacles. Then he went to the troops: visited various hotspots, once tortured in captivity, not once caught bullets and miraculously survived, received a high rank and many orders. He was also a man who saw a lot of things. But after watching the cartoon "Aladdin" with the children, he eventually cried. To say that I was confused is to say nothing.

After school pathologist for many years, and then even into hot spots?! Lots of orders? Not medals, but orders. Then there is an Emergency Mechanism... or it is a Terminator, or it is Chuck Norris!

When you read the chatter on a forum that has already been cleaned by a moderator, there is a feeling of a deaf conversation. And most importantly, it is offensive to know who who why and why.

Hi the author! By the way, I also like this ÁÕâýÃû. Strange that you only have one of his songs, the last album is all a bomb! Particularly I liked Øåðæõ ü¢¸ï and ƒ×ýþîç‰

Admin, return comments to quotes, at least you could not read them.

w3bl0rd: I am for the gifts of the Hohhls. Salo, gorilla, that’s all that.

Comments to the news "Corruption among police want to equate to stateism":
Skynet: The headline (apparently not added): "... and the punishment for the government change and make a fine of 5000 rubles".

I decided here with my husband to watch porn Oscar, he is AVN. Started since 2001. Literally on the second nomination comes the winner, and the husband cries "Yes, she is like a prostitute dressed".

My chances of getting married are girls with terrible names. Only this can explain the despair of such a scale.

On the head of Oleg.

Falling from the balcony by Sigmund Freud

Ulyanov Lenin has fallen.

In the Twelve Tomes.

Tomorrow we have 15!
M: Oh you, wear a warm coat and warm trousers)))
I'll do it with cowards, but I'll replace my jacket with a snowboard jacket.
M: I haven’t even started talking about the hot lift.
Q: Do we have girls about hot lifts??? Do you want me to tell you a story about Push-up?
M: I'm glad you appreciated my intentional proximity))) and I want a story
Oh my dear, this is not a fairy tale!
I want a story!! to
A fairy tale is when a girl says it’s all natural.

The colonization of Mars. Terry Pratchett has a book "Lost" (not about the flat world, not entirely), and there is such a phrase (I literally don't remember):
There were crazy people at that time. They could send the robot, but he was not able to orient you in uncharted circumstances. And so they sent a man, but to one end."