I go to the cinema to the exit and here a woman without looking at me asks:
Is it you?
I say :
and I.
She takes my hand and goes on.
Then he looks at me and says:
Man, you are not ashamed.
And I say:
Sorry, I didn’t know it was me.
Paradox: even when Medvedev quotes Chekhov:
“The new year is as dumb as the old one, with the only difference that the old year was bad, and the new year is always worse.”
Most people still remember a very different classic quote:
“There are people who always say only smart and good words, but you still feel like they are stupid.”
Seafarers treat possible or impossible betrayals of wives calmly and philosophically. In this case, there are a number of standard answers. Is my wife cheating? So well, that means a healthy woman got in, and your problem? Or is he betraying? well well! So you still like men, and you, who are not lucky, no one wants?
There was such a case, the crew went on flight from its port in the Baltic Sea, in the North Sea died one main engine. had to return. There was no such connection then, the base knew and the relatives did not. Two or three days later, we came home at night.
None of the family members who lived in the city went home. Some had to walk 300 meters, so that they would not accidentally get their family. One of my acquaintances in this place story admired: Here are good men!
I am all this to the fact that my story is not a harsh investigation, but a fun joke.
Previously (now I don't know how) there was a clever battery on the rescue vests and a lamp attached to it. It was a human lighting system on board. The trick of the battery is that it started working only when sea water got inside. There were two holes with small traffic jams. As the darkness pulled the traffic jams out, the lamp burned.
One of the jokers pulled this piece out of his jacket and brought it home after the flight. The woman told this new Japanese tool to determine the sexual relationships of the last 3 months. I asked her to write in the box. Then I dropped the battery and the lamp burned.
And the wife broke her hand and said, "I forgive the vanilla only twice."