X (13:05:52 13/11/2009)
I call my husband on Friday to congratulate him on Friday the thirteenth, and he says that he is giving the object and the name of the host of the seed, in general, I shut up the scroll and wish me good luck.

She: It all worked.
She: sex to you for help)))
She is: Senks!! to

I only say goodbye to those who did not ask me to pump porn.

xxx: I sit, I listen to the DDT "Captain Kolesnikov". I cry.
The neighbor came into the room.
He said that men do not cry.
XHH: put him "Captain Kolesnikov"
There are two men sitting. are crying

D is girl, P is boy.

D: I found your sin.txt file on your desktop!
P: So what then?
D: Sin is sin in English! A lot of numbers there! Are you encrypting a password for a porn site? Or a dating site? Please explain quickly or we will break up.
Q: Sin is also a sinus, and in the file a set of pre-calculated sinus values to accelerate calculations. Used in my device for digital signal processing. There I calculate the correlation of these sinuses with the input signal, because I do not have limited resources to perform a quick fourier conversion, and the correlation gives quite acceptable results.
And here is what. If you can’t understand every word in my explanation for a week, we’ll break up. Dumb to fucking.

I love the channel "Culture"!
Music is classical! If your breasts are stone.

Some people have sex exclusively through the brain.
This is most often rape.

Mom held a lecture for my sister (5 years old child) about what you need to be polite... well there to say thank you, please, hello, etc. In 10 minutes. Mean system asks for water...I bring.
Mother Sister: What Should I Say?
Don’t go away, take the glass!

Mur_myau: The cat has invented a new entertainment. The lap touches one of the extreme bottles on the shelf and with interest observes the domino effect. >_<

I’m looking at the cartoons, I don’t understand why Carlson has four fingers.
Do you think if you had a carnivore behind your back since childhood? The back swells!

I am terrified of our universe...Today, half a pair of programming (!) We discussed with the predead how fast to run to kill the wall.

Dialogue on Friday the 13th.
Where are your shabies this year?
Girl: Relax, we have refused to sacrifice virgins.

Everyone in the company was given Oxolin. At first pleased. Then they read that there is 99.5% vaseline. Now we are discussing whether we are going to be treated or not.

I fled from my country.
We put a tank alia monument which is naturally deactivated and does not work. It lasted for six months and disappeared. Three days later they were returned to place. Everybody scratched the tail for a long time - whatever it was. Then I learn from a friend that it was he and his company that made this tank at night for six months and went to ride on it. However, my first thought was – which I was not invited. O O O O O O O O

Stone to an anecdote about Malakhov, which during his conception was protected by a traveler:

master_dell: And when conceiving Nikolai Valuev - spinach, as far as Timati is concerned - just the parents thought that during anal sex you should not be protected... no, deceived nature!

xxx: Prep of the fire of the wool, grit "you know, I was nicknamed by the students on the forum", we typically "why?", grit "written that I am a quiet quiet, and then I do not cry out")))

If people had computer viruses!
YYY: Oh, you won’t believe it...

If you were first drunk with friends on a Friday in a student dormitory and said that you would like to go home to your parents for the weekend, and then got drunk to memory, don't be surprised to wake up, instead of your native bed, on the third shelf of a common railway car in a stall in a completely different city without a penny money five hundred kilometers from home. This is how your friends took care of you... well, how can you...

xxx: Here’s what everyone says: “Fu, he’s an elephant of the 80th level,” they’re ashamed of them, they’re mocked. In those moments, I’m getting quiet – I’m still 52...

The early autumn. The Park.
A mother with a child, three students and a storyteller.
Students are two guys who are flirting with a very cute girl. It was a little more frank than it should be, an office costume.
In front of them comes exactly this same mother, dragging a 6-year-old child behind. Mamasha is a representative of such a... refined working class, which is usually used in the masses by Americans when making films about Russia.

When two companies pass by each other, a woman with a shade of nausea looks at the passing fun young people, begins to whistle something under her nose.
The child is listening to her, listening, then sharply turning, looking at the girl and with a ringing voice says:

Mom, who is that crazy?