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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №73024
 15.11.2012
T> I had two favorite subjects at school: Mathematics and Russian language... and Literature.
D> Apparently only Russian Language and Literature.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73023
 15.11.2012
Today in the newspaper came an announcement for publication: "Dear blind, we congratulate you on professional holiday Day of the blind..."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73022
 15.11.2012
Reviews of the restaurant:
Salad with strawberries - "Strawberries not found."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73021
 15.11.2012
XHH: Husband, I have come up with, from now on I will not write in written speech "husband", but "m-g". Here is!
Wouldn’t you? Then you will not be "woman", but "j**a"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73020
 15.11.2012
Only at the premiere "Summer. Sunrise" you understand how much guys want sex

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73019
 15.11.2012
I saw the cars in front of him jumping on the red, I thought he would do the same, but I didn’t expect him to slow down,” he said.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73018
 15.11.2012
I work at the School of Culture. I admire you. I have a black system in my hands, just set up, and on the staircase I encounter a girl with a black bag in her hands. By her eyes I realized that she took me for her own ((

[ + 34 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73017
 15.11.2012
Oh, oh stupid word! You are making a big mistake by emphasizing with red and green lines the written speech of humanitarianism, whose profile for eleven years was Russian! }:->

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73016
 15.11.2012
Previously, in order to become a family, it was necessary to file documents, play a wedding, well, or from childhood all this, and now in the properties of contact, the box was put and well...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №73015
 15.11.2012
Commentary on video about ice in Seattle, USA

MrBETAJI This is what lead good roads. We would get stuck in the hole by the wheel and not turn :)

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73014
 15.11.2012
I am going to internship. Meeting a acquaintance. The following dialogue:
Where are you?
to work...
Where are you working?
So far nowhere...
No scene...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №73013
 15.11.2012
I sit in the bathroom, a cat comes in, sits on a bowl, I fold it and say:
Let’s write, my dirty girl.
Dad from the room cries:
I’m embarrassed to ask, who are you talking to in the bathroom?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73012
 15.11.2012
C-hubra, the news of the Opportunity spacecraft that worked 3120 soles (Mars days), instead of 90 planned.
A: Respect for such marshalers :)
Even without a wheel, shoulder and heater, they continue to research, they have a purpose in life, they don’t drop their arms, and you sit at computers and spend your life meaninglessly!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №73011
 15.11.2012
In the discussion of the idea of Islamists of Egypt to demolish the pyramids:
The most wasted waste of power and resources is the destruction of the pyramids. If you explode a pyramid, you must remove the fragments. They were removed, folded - a new pyramid emerged. The closed circle is shorter.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73010
 15.11.2012
Yesterday I slept with this girl. It was hot and I couldn’t sleep all night!! to
Is my daughter afraid to sleep alone? and ;)
xxx : yes :(

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73009
 15.11.2012
The batteries were turned off at home. I cooked potatoes in the oven. I turned it off, opened it to cool, and left. In the oven, a cat is sitting.
There is warm

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73008
 15.11.2012
The year of the serpent is approaching...Some don’t even need to sew a suit, so...wipes wipe out, so that the poison can be accumulated!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73007
 15.11.2012
When you bow to the West, don’t forget that you put the East behind.

[ + 136 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73006
 15.11.2012
I sat in the subway in the morning at the door that didn’t open. I read the book on my knees. Right from me the seats are already starting. The girl sat there. The people are dark. I sit, listen to music and read. I smile at a funny moment. Two grandmothers come in. The girl jumps and gives up the place of the first of them. The second begins to scream: say, ah, you are a bitch, creature, and so on. On the list before “so that you all die.” He sees that I am smiling, and says to me, “What are you lying, would give up a place, creature!” I’m a little in shock... but I get up from the baskets and say, “Sit down, please.” The whole wagon.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73005
 15.11.2012
Did you know that the most common word used by a woman after the phrase “real man” is the word “must”?

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