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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15178
 15.03.2009
Christine (13:32:38 14/03/2009)
I go to the bus yesterday, a guy comes in, he is 25 years old, with a wooden table and a chair, puts all this thing, sits at the table, gets half a beer and starts drinking...)))))))))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15177
 15.03.2009
I remember being taken to the army. The date of departure is set in a month. And I studied in Insta (one was expelled, I enrolled in the other, but the delay no longer works). Do them, went to the inst all this month, to see the people, and about the army of the current to the dean said - say do not expel, when I return - I will continue to study. So, I called a friend from the army after half a year, she said that a history teacher a week ago asked me to pass, so that I stop missing classes - otherwise I will be expelled and I will go to the army...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15176
 15.03.2009
XXX is
Newton took a triangular prisma and said, “Triangular prisma, give me strength!” and turned into Seilor-Newton and went to fight with apples falling on civilian people’s heads.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15175
 15.03.2009
Now they are constantly saying that the perfect breast should fit in a man’s palm... and what do girls with a 4m size do? T.T
Poor girl, don’t get upset! I’ll come back, I’ll be sorry ?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15174
 15.03.2009
He decided to stick over his girlfriend, took some tube with cream, apparently childish, and demonstrately showing her said: can we get away? I have a vaseline. Why did she start to roast. He roasted for 4 minutes without a break. It turned out that this very "vaseline" was called "I myself" )))))))))))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15173
 15.03.2009
I don’t understand why the inserts are called Always, not Sometimes.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15172
 15.03.2009
[21:24:11] <Slang61> Who Has Animals Movies??? Documentary
[21:25:56] <2pac> house 2 see

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15171
 15.03.2009
I officially declare to the one who enters my backpack every day in the subway: this department is always empty, and in the other - only records. I could have seen it two weeks ago. :D

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15170
 15.03.2009
I have great breasts, just in your palm.
This is classic :)
XXX is ergonomic.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15169
 15.03.2009
She saw your status—not married—and decided to offer you to marry!)
Better to meet you XD

I – O what?

She - I want to marry for you) O_o

Go on. go on.

It's my turn to speak o_o

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №15168
 15.03.2009
The rest is different from the scarcity of the range.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15167
 15.03.2009
This story was told to me by a friend of Sasuke. From the first person.
When the All-Union disarmament bombardment began, on our missile bases
The Americans and other potential enemies. Here is
and in our missile unit near Chelyabinsk (near 400 kilometers),
There were three American inspectors. Because I am
I knew more or less English, and I was attached to them. Although, as
Later it turned out, in vain, two of the three spoke quite tolerantly.
in Russian. Well inspected our part and the next point of them
inspection was part of under Khabarovsk, the command decided that if I
They suffered a week, then another two or three weeks will not go away from me. and
I was attached to them until I was fully removed from the glorious USSR.
It was a preamble.
Now the ambulance.
We arrive at the airport after a good banquet. Loaded in
The aircraft (which I don’t know, but I don’t know exactly) took off.
15 minutes after the boarding machine took off, stumbling somewhere in the corners,
improvised pad from the faner, on which: a flag,
sliced fat, salt cucumbers, two open cans of canned food and four
Metal Army Circles. Says something like, “Fortunately.
He spilled the alcohol and got the second flag with water. I thoughtfully looked
to the pilot’s cockpit and said, “Not according to the rules, of course, but you
The guests put the circles in front of us. Americans, opening their eyes, friends
I shaken my head and drank. U.S. boat engines, in
He looked at me with respect and went into the pilot’s cabin. Loss of Eyes
and the hanging of the jaw increased, after the commander, the second pilot
And the assailant, shouting, was taken on his chest. One hour after three.
The Russian-speaking American is tired of knowing where we are. and he
I addressed this question to the stormman. The attacker, looking down, gave
and coordinates. The American spotted and did not believe what the assailant, breathing,
He made a calculation and showed on the map, Americos does not give up and believes that
They divorce him like a loophole. The attacker, once again breathing deeply, said:
"In 15 minutes on the left of the boat Krasnoyarsk will be visible." In 15 minutes
On the left side of the boat is Krasnoyarsk. Americans are in shock. The Commander,
The one who came out to us to melt and take another portion, asking, "And how?"
He explained that the assailants in the Soviet Air Force are being selected by special forces.
He can remember all the coordinates of the planet Earth and sometimes he himself.
He is afraid of his invader’s mind. The Overseas Guests Drink
Alcohol, but before the landing in Khabarovsk kept the grave silence.
The fact is that this route the crew has been flying for no more than a year, and all
The attachment to the area the assailant really knew.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15166
 15.03.2009
Don’t call me the only one, I won’t buy it.
I did not call it! I just said that the fucking little!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15165
 15.03.2009
Who knows how to close the banner so that the porn page does not open???? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15164
 15.03.2009
Junk: I put a new aska!!! to
New: The Young Man
Junk: and you’re still painting a portrait!! to
New: The Young Man
Don’t call me a good man!!! to
Junk: It makes me angry!! to
The young man who reacted
Junk: I will grow up and kill you!!!! to
You have a purpose in life.
Junk: The Fuck!! to

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