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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95352
 15.03.2014
I explain:

You know. I have a lot in life.
I saw. But recently,
moved to a new apartment.
The house is quite old, but
Absolutely strong. You know,
What killed me? Ventilation
In the pool! At the corner of each
rooms (except the bathroom and
Toilet on the floor.
The ventilation holes.
I have been trying for a month.
Solve the mystery – why? for
What is? What is their meaning?

Ventilation of wooden floor structures. In order for the tree not to rot it needs to be ventilated.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95351
 15.03.2014
The ball is like that. One man's ball of the kashar (the sheep farm), was in the mountains of the third highest. As the man decided to move a mobile power plant there, and as there are no roads, only a path. He took the donkey, tied a stronger movement to him and went. On the second account, the kashar went to his acquaintances.there, as usual, the men drank and asked - what did the electricity decide to do? Does she start? The man speaks to me. He approached the donkey and brought...! The horror of the dragon. The man was chasing, chasing uselessly, it became dark, spit decided to look for it in the morning. In the morning goes to the first kashar asks, said they did not see the donkey with a movement on the back. Those tell him, the donkey we have not seen, but some dullb all night without light on a motorcycle hunted the mountains. I asked him afterwards. Found the donkey? The gasoline stopped and he fell asleep.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95350
 15.03.2014
Oh these office reflexes., going into the kitchen, safely wished a pleasant appetite cat)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95349
 15.03.2014
Discuss the issue of breeding birds in the country and on the balcony.

We had chickens on the balcony. They are pigs, not chickens. They run and run like horses.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95348
 15.03.2014
Never play a Crocodile with a musician.
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Vengeance - send them to play with engineers

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95347
 15.03.2014
In my quest to lose weight, hunger always fights with laziness: laziness says that you need to eat less, and hunger - you need to run more.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №95346
 15.03.2014
A good idea, by the way, for a referendum: to separate the Crimea from the mainland, and to all Crimeans to give the veil. Whoever wants to stay with Ukraine is heading toward it, whoever wants to go to Russia is heading toward Sochi.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №95345
 15.03.2014
XXX: I am reading the news about the economy. Mother sits next to me and guesses the scanword and asks me: "Tax from the hologram?" I burned off the machine without breaking off the comp "NDFL";

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95344
 15.03.2014
I am on the plan periodically.
GPS switches and I drop it off without leaving.
from the program.
In short the situation. I came home and took a shower.
He played with his daughter while his wife fed her daughter.
I went and took a shower.
Now the most interesting.
Break up, go to bed, there’s a hug.
The kisses. Sorry for the details,
I put it in half cups and it’s nice.
A woman’s voice from the tablet says:
“Turn to the right!”
by Scuco! The fact that sex didn’t work is shit!
But the fact that her daughter woke up with her rust and
The neighbors are epic.
I thought I would eat the pillow.
As long as I laughed!!! to

We had a soft toy – a bull that spoke when you kicked it or hit it. It contains about 7 short sentences. In general, my husband and I have a complete romance, the process of X is in the midst and here this shit falls and cries: Oh you! is great!

To say that all the mood and desire for the mark, nothing to say!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95343
 15.03.2014
xxx: by the way, about Jehovah’s Witnesses – to me today a aunt in the subway sat down, it is immediately visible that of these...and with their booklet, everything is a чин-chin.
xxx: she told me something all the way, although I was in the headphones...but it didn’t bother her at all
XXX: I have never seen such an expression and self-giving!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95342
 15.03.2014
The creators of the site "Angry Citizen" give a sea of positivity to their users. Enter your account - you immediately get the harsh truth of life:
Their problems! You have no problems yet...
Adding a problem?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №95341
 15.03.2014
Chat with a colleague who has been living in a quiet town in the United States for 10 years. Moscow at 6 p.m.

Listen, yeah, you’re at the end of the day, it’s time to go home... Maybe you’ll write out of the house in an hour or two?
Yyy: Eye... In an hour or two it will not work - in Moscow now 7 points (well you understood)
I don’t understand... You have an earthquake there, right?! to
You have not been in Moscow for a long time :)

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95340
 15.03.2014
I read about white fever and remembered the story of a girl who tells me that her father drank very much. And the girl held laboratory mice and they were painted in different colors for some reason. Then the mice ran away. And then her father called and said to her so complainingly, look, the blue mouse is sitting, but here is the green one. And the daughter didn’t give up and said no, daddy, I can’t see anything. Although it really was, these colored mice were sitting. Then my father made me drink.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95339
 15.03.2014
You need to go down to the roof and throw the loot into your air pipes. The ventilation will not be restored, but will morally satisfy)) You can repeat in a month;)

And if it is uranium, it is perfect!

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95338
 15.03.2014
from one Ukrainian forum dated to 2011:
(translated by
- I recently arrived in Donetsk, got in the bus, I transfer the money for the trip and I speak Ukrainian, and here I am in response: "You have been hired here. ". How to understand?! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95337
 15.03.2014
... the mark, the spark and the groove of Grover, all on the M3...

A strange set.
Do you know exactly why this is all necessary or do you read the price stupidly?

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95336
 15.03.2014
15:49 Ulyukaev: Crimea could get $5 billion regardless of the results of the referendum
On the resettlement of old housing in Russia for 2014 is missing 11 billion rubles

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[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №95335
 15.03.2014
The husband is suspected of betrayal, two years in marriage, a child of one and a half years, before going to visit the grandmother (so that the baby could see the grandmother, who came to visit) I shake the apartment and thoughts in the head of himself: here he will bring the grandmother, while we are not, and will look everywhere clean, the dishwasher ( very his husband loves) full pot on the photo everywhere daughter and wife beautiful, will tell him " well and a goat you are Sereza and what you miss" will turn and go...and what do you do to preserve the family? and :-)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95334
 15.03.2014
Raf: Drunk tea in the nest is not the mistress =)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95333
 15.03.2014

xxx: Advertising: You need to draw a poster of any event in Photoshop (CS4), you do not need to try especially, the main thing is that the format was like the standard poster, well, and more than that, some pictures. I have this in the universe for the session, well, at the general level of the universe.

XXX: AAAAAA

yyy: ahahha))
yyy: Some event, some pictures, some standard format))
And the most important thing is the CS4 :)

The xxx:
This surprised me :)

YYYY :
the date)
Write me any course, but only on iPad.

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