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[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130743
 15.07.2016
"fire in the hole!"

There is a nice word, Atas, he shouted, and everyone understands: danger, shake up before it is too late.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130742
 15.07.2016
The Night Birds.
A bird gave me sleep all night.
Probably a salmon.
It is about. This is your Saveliy all night "car-car" behind acne aral.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130741
 15.07.2016
We talked about night birds. Can you tell me who walks at night? Smooth and gentle, go out! by UTA! by UTA! With a half-minute break. I listened to a lot of night birds in the net, and all that>
Have you listened to the shark? If she is - I have bad news for you: feeding is useless (even if there are enough mice in the district), the bird is really untouchable. But sweet and sociable.


[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130740
 15.07.2016
to this
"On Seeds and GMOs
In the first - low germination, sharp deterioration of quality, etc., F1 hybrids differ.

Please clarify that not the F1 hybrids, but the seeds of the F1 hybrids (which many unknowingly collect for planting, enjoying the high-quality harvest of these most primary F1 hybrids) lose the properties of the mother plants. That is, the F1 hybrid is, so to speak, a single-use product of breeding, its "descendants" can give an unpredictable harvest, which depends not only on the natural (!) mutation, but also from the progressive dominance of one or another participant in the preliminary selection of the F1 hybrid.
Do not mislead the people))) Again, gene modification and selection are not the same thing.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130739
 15.07.2016
1> it would be better to invent a safety system for people when an airplane crashes.
2> for example how?
1> there is one, the plane when falling to the ground is filled with a special soft material, I do not remember anyone suggested. I saw it in Inner.
3> is it a shit?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130738
 15.07.2016
From the article on the Hebrew:
In 1996, Keith Schaefer and several other experts proposed a solution to the problem of broken URLs. The reference to this decision is not currently working."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130737
 15.07.2016
Zato ( 15.07.16, 11:13 ): During the practice we found out that in my bag, if desired, you can find cold water, hot tea, wet wipes, a copy of the report, a white coat, a lighter, Narnia, and the sword of Godric Griffin. This is the pen, unfortunately.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130736
 15.07.2016
I encountered the beautiful. In the scale of literacy: "I learned how to get rid of this".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130735
 15.07.2016
After the party
Tagged: shame
Tagged: shame
XH: the same thing.
Shit, she lies on herself.
Shit, it has to be cleaned.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130734
 15.07.2016
With Hicks.

Stalker_RED: When programmers come to power, entire ministries will be replaced by a small shell script

mwizard: "small shell script"
...which will cause a monstrous mess on C+OpenCL, which will already melt the numbers really.

Pakos: No-no-no, it was about “replacing” and not “improving”.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130733
 15.07.2016
here here :

In 1973, evolutionary biologist Lee van Waal proposed the Black Queen hypothesis. The Red Queen hypothesis.

All right, the Red Queen from the original (Alice in the Mirror) in translation turned into the Black Queen. Wikipedia to help.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130732
 15.07.2016
Recently we got a designer, in the history of the browser there are requests type: how to keep the panel houses.!!! Go to our city!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130731
 15.07.2016
TASS is authorized to declare:

Former professional boxer Nikolai Valuev, who performed in the super-heavy weight category, will be the host of the program "Good night, baby!" on the NTV channel. He told TASS.
I could not refuse the offer to conduct such a program, everyone was watching this show, the children were waiting for the evening... I think that with the characters loved by everyone since childhood – Chruščova, Stepashka, Karkuš, I will be easier to convey to the children the value of a healthy lifestyle, sports.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130730
 15.07.2016
In the pharmacy - to the window comes a stinking cute pumped boy

How much does a pregnancy test cost?
90 rubles
(More than a shade)
Please give me four tests.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130729
 15.07.2016
I walk past the children’s playground. Boys aged 9-12 are playing football. The ball flies under my feet, after some time a boy rushes to him, judging by the dislocation on the landscape - the goalkeeper. Reply to:
What did you not catch?! to
2 boy (who ran for the ball): It wasn’t me "n’t catch it", it wasn’t you who drove it there!
This is all about Russian football, gentlemen.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130728
 15.07.2016
There was no LTE in the Soviet... One guy chases in the transmitter the infernal sounds from the cassette for the "Spectrum", the other, catching the first on the receiver, writes on the cassette, chases in the "Spectrum"... Profit, yupta.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №130727
 15.07.2016
How did they get to pick up their Pokémon.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №130726
 15.07.2016
We sit in the smoking room, I, a student of a technical university, my mom, who graduated from MIFI, and her mom. The Conversation :
Do you want to secure the internet?
How?
Wear a condom on the router, we will have a safe internet!
Grandmother after long reflection with a voice full of seriousness:
I don’t think it will affect the signal.
My mother and I are hysterical.
Bubble, it was a joke!
A bad joke is not technological.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130725
 15.07.2016
XHH: Even called the Finnish consultancy fun
Imagine the hips that from the usual melodic bip-biop on the second-biop go into a terribly loud high scratch and crack, like in a horror film, as if a radio demon is swallowing.
This is the eighth!! Minutes to
Until the phone was removed.
Sometimes there are normal guts.
I thought the ghost of Mannerheim would come out of the screen.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130724
 15.07.2016
D: Dad, do you know the song “We saw the night, we walked all night until morning”?
Q: Of course, this is the Zoo!
D (offended): Well, why “stop” right away, a good song.

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