Summary of:
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A professional realtor.
I went from the trainee to the director and back.
...

Recently brought the boss a document on a flash. She dropped the file from her on his computer, then sharply pulled out the flash.
The boss: "AAAA, and the safe extraction?!?and "
I: "I am not using a safe extract..."
What is "Why"
I: "Feelings are not you"
Only through the square eyes of the boss realized that he said something wrong. Shamefully, he thought I was decent.

In a private house at night climbing through the fence, you need to find out who can offer the cheapest solution? The trap was tried – stolen.

my wife accidentally got into my mailbox, and there a message-"on the dating site xxx in your questionnaire 0 views", turns so to me and says, let's but I look, in front of people ashamed

I sit with a friend and choose a wheelchair for her.
Description of a child’s wheelchair:
Parameters: 6 amortisers for comfortable driving; sports frame, chromium; tyre wheel type, rotating mechanism on bearings with cast disks; two-sided braking system, scheduled; amortisation system - amortisers on all wheels two amortisers on the frame; book folding mechanism; pen - twisted and adjustable in height; capping mechanism on the crack is silent; there is a viewing window on the top of the capping; a rollover with a hard bottom; a walk block - three positions of the back; five-point safety belts; a regulated lower metal foot; a summer grid on the back of the capping.
Mimo passes through a friend's father and gives:
But it’s even better than Lada Kalina!! O_O

I watched the CSKA-Lill match.
Comentary: The blow of Dumbie!
They knock in my room. The head of the neighbor is squeezed with some mask of brown clay on the face.
I: Oh of Dumbia? and you?
Commentary: This is Dumbia!
It was a long time)))

Thessaloniki (00:58:14 15/09/2011)
the best sex with someone with whom well and without sex

StalKer (00:58:33 15/09/2011)
Is it with the hand?

StalKer (00:58:50 15/09/2011)
It’s fine with her and without sex.

Thessaloniki (00:59:05 15/09/2011)
You are fucking!! to

When Kuznetsov got sick in his stomach, all his cats wanted to help the owner broke his chest.

by Alena 22:44:24
I love every salad.
In addition to
What grows in my ass.

The news line:
In China, a driver drove 64 children into a bus designed for 8 people.

And we remind you: you have already fucked 2 weeks of autumn, there are 76 days left.

Discuss the demotivator, which depicts a Chinese girl with the tattoos "life, love, money" on her hand, and the signature "You look the same with your hieroglyphs in the eyes of the Chinese".

xxx: it is not necessary to fill the banality, such as "life, love, money"
YYY: Yes, you can do "a pot of corn soup"

The Rectorate collects information about who and where is going to work after graduation. I put a note on the rows. Well, not everyone knows about their future, so everyone wrote what he thought... Calling me the head of the department, I thought I would be put into the "Cosmonaut-researcher. Roscosmos is "a secret agent. FSB", "concierge, ooh Jilkom" or "dreamer. OJSC Gazprom"... no, I have three future aspirants in my group! Aspergillus to blush! Hold on to science.

Not to see us tightened measures against pedophiles - Pugacheva rushed into politics.

From a woman’s website:
I would like to leave my comment about oatmeal soap. Somewhere half a year ago, I had a lot of acne on my face, back on my chest in general, one word everywhere. My boyfriend suffered my pimples at that time. Then I began to notice how he started embarrassing me, we didn’t go to a cafe, a movie to crowded places. A month later he left me. I was in panic trying to commit suicide, but at the last moment I was pulled out of the loop. And I got educated, I went to another city. In the new city I had a very good friend, 5 years older than me. She advised me this soap "doughness" I started to wash them started to wash them completely.

As a result, after a month I had almost no acne and only holes from acne remained... And then on the back. Now I have 4 kids!! And each of them has two cars, I am very pleased. I have set myself a lot of goals! This soap really helps, people use it!!! to

You look in the exam - smart, in the beginning - smart... And in the mirror - foolish (

Question in the scanword: "Who is Hannibal to Pushkin?", 6 letters. The hand stretched to write that the lecturer...

I go with a guy in the shower.
I: Let me shave my legs, and you are a bitch, I am a bitch, and you are a bitch.
Q: You are a fucker.

The situation in the plane (I try caramel, which is given on the rails):
She is peach.
Voice from the back:
Fuck you spoiler!

On the NTV:
Thus, from the zoo, making a bribe, a total escaped: One red fox, 8 wildlife and seven surges. Obviously, this escape was led by a woman!