Has anyone ever told you in your life that you are a fool?
Serena is no.
Thats the first!

A case in the universe. Before the written assignment on the 5th course, Prep says:
Maybe someone is pregnant? I will charge the machine!
Everyone looked around (like no one would), but one student quickly reacted:
Can I go out? I want a machine!

HHH
I have two serious questions for you.

WOWU
I listen to.

HHH
Even three.

WOWU
He listened even stronger.

1: Gye, prickin, and I look at the enchanted!! to
I think I’ve grown up or not yet.
I realized that I grew up when I began to admire not the Force of the Three Enchanted, but the fact that they were walking through a series without turns.
Fuck, I have grown up!! to

to this:

Go away from her, she’s a car, who knows what’s in her mind.

Laugh in vain. My washing machine goes out to the seridine of the bathroom when washing, and not always, but by mood. The last time I found her at the door. to my own:
Where is? She cried and stopped. My favorite socks were eaten during the laundry.What do they have in mind?! to

Winter on Friday night. I went out to throw the rubbish.
And there is a sudden scream from the pitch:"Who are you to ban me from drinking on Friday!and "

I downloaded a song that is called ÃÂÃÃÂÃÂ ÃÂÃÃÃÂ ÂÂÂÂÂÂÃÃÂ ÃÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÃÃ. I listened. It turned out to be a song text.

This hour on the radio heard that the sports club Dynamo together with this (which) radio conduct a new competition: "Miss Dynamo"))) The country must know its heroine)))

Do you like Topinambur?
I prefer traditional sex.
- O_O

YYY: Where were you?
XXX: Educational work of the wife
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Coming from work in the saliva and doing more at night
XXX: 4 am in the morning, we are already asleep, I wake up from the pin to the leg and watch. He stands up, passes through me and wildly carries to the side of the toilet, in the corridor he meets the door of the closet with his forehead. Tagged with "Fuck!“" He hid in the bathroom. Out of the toilet again running and also tapping and in the door and again in the forehead! The cry "Bla", rushes to the bed, in all the height stands up over me and declares "You are who?" without waiting for me to answer lie down and fall asleep instantly.
Terry walks with a fingering on his forehead, remembers nothing and swears no more in his mouth.

I work as a seller in a store with all kinds of CD-DVDs, here comes a cute girl, a blonde :) approaches me and here begins this great dialogue:
Hi, I need a bitch.
Oh what, forgive me?? to
Oh my god, you know, you are a shit!! to
I (I try not to roar the whole voice) - O_o
This is an empty disk, a shit!
I - you know girl, an empty disk is BOVANKA, and a fool is called someone else!

The shop was... :)

We are straight like a real family, we wake up together, we eat together, we go to the barber, to business, to the movie.
We’re not like a family, we’re like an opossum from the Ice Age.! to

I bought suckers. Label "Sugary holidays"
For a modest and sad celebration.

At work, I once heard the phrase: “We live in a great country, but in a fucking state.” You probably won’t tell me more precisely...

I saw a cute avatar in the girl in contact, looked at the photos... beautiful, cute, cute, straight angel. decided to write:

I am: - Hi, beautiful :) Lovely avatar ;)
She: Well thank you
I: Why does such a cute girl spend this Saturday evening at home in front of a computer screen? and :)
She said, “I’m fucking fucking sick.

Where does this world go.

If all the men were every time conducted to all that advertisement in the net for penis enlargement, by their devices they would wear wrapped, like a fire armor and could enjoy sex only with the female anaconda.

The apocalypse is near... Onotole lost in his game...

Conversation of two men:

I don’t like you and I don’t like you, but we’ll have to work together.

2 I like you.

After this phrase, I like you even less.

She: I hate you! Don’t write me anymore, shit.
He is :?? to
She: Did you tell me about sex with turtles? Are they going to get out of the pancakes?
He is: well
She: I saw it on the telecast, they just do it all.
She: And you deceived me and so all

"Wild Russia" - 2 more pieces.

Why are the "wild Russians" in the home adhering to the "scientific" 24-hour scale and the SI system, and the "developed countries" still measure in their ancient Muza's elbows and hives, in each of their own?

Why "developed countries" produce the most scratching toilets that cause the "dirty Russians" to become the memo "FУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ!.."

Why can anything be assembled from our designers, and even the legendary Lego consists of ready-made whistles and bells, from which only toys provided by the manufacturer can be assembled?