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 16.11.2009
"Wild Russia" - 2 more pieces.

Why are the "wild Russians" in the home adhering to the "scientific" 24-hour scale and the SI system, and the "developed countries" still measure in their ancient Muza's elbows and hives, in each of their own?

Why "developed countries" produce the most scratching toilets that cause the "dirty Russians" to become the memo "FУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУУ!.."

Why can anything be assembled from our designers, and even the legendary Lego consists of ready-made whistles and bells, from which only toys provided by the manufacturer can be assembled?
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