Ask the Russians:

What three things would you take with you to the end of the universe?

A magic stick, a goldfish and a lamp with gin!

From the midori-ko:

Should I take something with me?
The brain. I will be very grateful.
Do you know that if I take it, nothing interesting will happen?

Imagine two solipsists sitting there.
This is another question. The solitaire is always sitting alone.

Another good question is whether there is a God.
We were going out in seven minutes.
Do you think we can’t solve this question in seven minutes?

I would have taken a chicken someday. of parenting.
I would be a pigeon.
The pigeon must be able.
The chicken too.
What can we know here? He took the chicken, let it go, and said, “Hold on, chicken, let’s not eat it.”
Yes, it will be hard for the chicken in February with such a sentence.

Who was joking about the film "2012" on the box 21.12.12. Get and sign up for STS.

My dear, what will you give me for the end of the world?

Actor Gerard Depardieu has renounced his French citizenship.
The actor previously had problems with French legislation, both in tax matters, and in connection with drunk driving and fighting.

Artemis Pissarev: Let Russia go, here you can drive drunk and fight ))

xxx: stumbled, moved to a rental apartment - from the dishes only one pot and two plates. In addition to the electric plate, the water boils for an eternity. I have to cook pasta, and I have to cook sausages. What would it be like to cook them so that they work at the same time as the pasta?
YYY: Did you not live in the community? After 5 minutes as the pasta is boiled, throw the sausage in the pot, and in another 5 minutes everything seems ready.
You are a genius!!! to

The contextual advertising:

of cement.
Buy cement for 19.00 UAH. Cement is your path to success.

Mistake the slogan :) And I thought what I missed for success :)

You begin to realize that you grow up when you absolutely don’t like things in shops that you used to like, and now you want something more serious.
yyy: uhu((( I used to want a black leather coat, and now only the seller who sells it((

One persistent hacker named, named, and then began sending angry text messages.

"Do you want to go out? This is not ethical."
Mother of May, the Ginseng. Do you miss Katy Perry?and "

One is better than the other ?

When you get used to a girl a little, she somehow becomes the most beautiful.
When you get used to a boy a little, his jokes seem funny :)))))

Question to ask.ru: How to become better?
The answer is to find the worst! be friends! Play in contrast!

I am working on repairs and periodically get me to repair the utyga.
Judging by their design, they are developed by the most talented engineers.
And these engineers also love rebuses very much. The curtains are shorter.

They say, if you do not come home for a week, and then declare with drunk friends and someone else's grandmother in an embrace, even the wife - a doctor of philological sciences and an intellectual in the fifth generation will say, "Well, go all our...!!“!”

Questions and Answers from Google

How to tie warm socks from cat wool?

1st Take a cat.
2nd Drop the insight.
Three Dress on your feet.
4 is to smile.

There are things in each of us, all the value of which we only understand with time.So, for example, I don't remember when I took the diploma and what he was about, but my daughter is drawing on drafts from him for the third year)

Talk from marketers:
Q: What is the budget for this event?
There is no budget! Start with "Free"!
Q: What if you do not agree?
YY: Then for food!

I found it in 5 minutes :)

What do you know about carpets?

I’m going to a yoga workshop today with my little carpet, followed by my grandmother with a big Persian carpet!

I brought a cat. Such a red, with tight ears. A loud infection. It seems that there is a dynamic with an amplifier hidden there. I began to think how to name. I have to call it "J", I don’t know why. Well, I don’t care about birth, I didn’t take it for exhibitions. But I think "J" should at least be present. In general, small, red, loud... The name of Jelsomino is self-titled. So they called.
A friend calls and there is this conversation:
Tell me what the cat was called.
He is small, red, loud. Guess three times.
Is it Jiggard?
and :)

No guy, the phantom ringtone sometimes is not only you, I, for example, often works, here or the static, or the ghosts of old phones lived in your pockets ;-)

advertisement on the wall in the toilet of the Belgrade bus station : "please not to use the advertisement as toilet paper";