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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100584
 16.07.2014
Everything I’ve seen advertising, but the phrase "FREE DISCOUNT" out of my understanding...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100583
 16.07.2014
The neighbors sing happy birsday, I'm scared
X: I smoke, grimpe something on the balcony and go out, I can’t smoke normally.
X: There is some darkness.
Tag: Birthday
They sing Birdsday!
X: Probably beersday
X: Judging by their voices

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100582
 16.07.2014
A wife yesterday in VK sends a picture with text, such as "When a man quietly approaches from behind and embraces his woman, he closes a circle with his hands. His circle and his. A circle of tenderness, warmth, understanding, protection. And in the very center of this living circle, he places a woman. Thus he involuntarily shows that now she is the center of his universe..."

I told her "I do that all the time. Now I’ll know why"

Her answer: "I always love when you do that. Now I’ll know why"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100581
 16.07.2014
The Viking:

From the discussion of cold weapons:
Only this weight in my hands, I looked in the mirror, such a look of steel and terrible. I swallowed once and immediately the beard came out and the penis doubled.

— — —
The second time it blurred inaccurately, and the penis decreased twice (

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100580
 16.07.2014
They worshipped. The boss is looking for one of our employees, the day wants to give him. He is looking, he is looking, he cannot find. He says to me:"Listen, call him, I have his old phone"I call:
You are where?
I’m in the bathroom and I’m coming.
It enters. The boss asked him: "Well, Serega, the salary is almost missing?"

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100579
 16.07.2014
Melody: News, as usual, do not cease to surprise..."To attract the attention of the girl who liked it, a resident of the Volgograd region decided in a very unusual way: he went into the forest strip, dressed up naked, put on a plastic bag on his head, cut holes in it for eyes and nose, and in this form went to conquer the student."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100578
 16.07.2014
OJIEHb:...by the way I know one story :) a man in the country digged a well for something in general rose up in the morning looking at it and there a frog no help type to save and fell there up the legs. The pit is not wide - turned over at all, and the deep legs standing on their hands slightly torn - not to get out shorter he is so in the pit and stands for hours 2 called for help until the people from the electric drive did not go.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №100577
 16.07.2014
I’ve been in Kolym all my life, but I haven’t heard of the Sochi river.
>>>>
There is, there is such. In the sudden falls. There is also Gurzuff, Narzan and a bunch of similar names. And on the other side of Sugoya there is a river with the pronounced name Dark.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №100576
 16.07.2014
Partners today sent the newsletter: "We are pleased to inform you that the company "N" has updated its website". I went through the link, the site and not really.

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100575
 16.07.2014
While standing in line, I looked at the A4 papers.
________

What did you do on the poster? O_O

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100574
 16.07.2014
From comments to the porn video: "She should be a trained ninja. It doesn’t make noise at all"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100573
 16.07.2014
10:32 16.07.2014 The ranks in the state clinics rose to a new quality level. I just received a message that I was cancelled from the doctor on 25.07.2012.
Well warned...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100572
 16.07.2014
News on Yandex: "About 70 mafia members were detained at a rally in Moscow."
XXX: The building of the Duma is still besieged

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100571
 16.07.2014
And here, after drinking a bottle of alcohol, the witch herself suddenly takes off her dress.
I just thought it was the most realistic RPG of all time!!! - how the disappointment came: from alcohol only fell the intelligence below the required to wear the armor.

Yes, if you think, in life the same.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100570
 16.07.2014
Look at the portrait why.
Not Dorian and Sasha Grey.
You definitely got the required.
I have to go.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100569
 16.07.2014
O-Umi
My month is over and my appetite is gone. Why are the beetles burned? :)
Shnur
Did you invite me to visit? and ;-)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №100568
 16.07.2014
Look at the H/B Instagram icon in the notification area. Look carefully! See also? Imagine this is a washing machine. Now you will always see her!

P.S Sorry...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100567
 16.07.2014

This

What do you know about complexes and phobias? I live alone. Washing at home in the shower, if I swallow soap, then before raising, I carefully look around on the sides.

Is it good to chase it? With the hope)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100566
 16.07.2014
xxx: The above-mentioned, below-signed, within the framework of this Agreement, unless otherwise stipulated, resolutely and explicitly proposes to stop the Licensor's own metabolism by repeated collisions of the Licensor's body with a solid and unelastique object of iron concrete origin, hereinafter referred to as the Wall.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100565
 16.07.2014
> xxx: "Femen activists naked their breasts naked to the Swedish prime minister"
> xxx: it seems feminist activists do not quite understand the essence of evil =)

Have you seen what these activists look like? It is "sweet" )

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