OsliG PYH POH
While tourists were buying all sorts of souvenirs from local merchants, I bought a mattress for 30 backs. He is a manager in Egypt :D

to this:
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from the forum.
I live with my boyfriend for a year, but he sleeps separately in his room next to the computer. On his couch, before going to bed, he strictly puts three pillows from the right small 20 to 20 cm (on it he falls asleep) in the center of a larger 35 to 35 (on it he moves in the process of sleeping at night) and on the left the largest and thick 60 to 60 (on it he sleeps with dawn).
Moreover, he uses a pledge (which flaps from the right) and in the middle of the night (in the process of changing the pillow and moving from the right side of the couch to the left) is already covered with a thick blanket (which also flaps from the left from the evening).
I am 18, he is 29.
Can you tell me this is a normal view for a person working as a system administrator? I have never lived with such...
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Of course, this is not normal!! She is only 18, and she has already lived with several!

I can’t normalize the regime of the day: I go to bed at five o’clock in the morning, I get up for lunch.
Try shifting your schedule gradually, every day go to bed and get up a little earlier.
I have tried, the will is lacking.
Then try the other side! Go to bed later - first at 6 o'clock, then at 8 o'clock, then until lunch for a compot... gradually until 22 o'clock you will arrive!

Previous: Laughing at State Laws
And now we cry over our own.

Only when you start living with a girl, you begin to realize all the benefits of onanism...but it’s too late.

YYY: I went here to receive auto parts to the Russian Post. The notification is written from 09.00-19.00 without interruption.
I arrive at 13.40 and the door is closed. I shrink, I shrink that you shrink our lunch.
I say in the notice written without lunch.
Answer: Look at the door for lunch from 14.00-15.00. Look and there is truth.
I am talking now 13.40
They say, I don’t care, we don’t want to eat in a hurry. Half fourth, we will finish.

I went to the nearest building store, bought a mounting foam. He arrived at 14.10 where he poured the door and door locks on the perimeter. On the balloon was written the time of drying hour.

Now that conscience is tormenting.

ZZZ: And then I woke up and realized that the alarm was down again and I was late to school.

Normal people remember that the son of Drogo was called Frodo.
by Frodo Drogovich? Such a Serbian?

Deputy Elbrus Tadeev proposes to prohibit naming children in honor of geographical objects.
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Names like Lena and Vladimir are out of law.

It is better to evacuate twenty times than to explode once.

Go you fucking fuck! (Sayed by an intelligent girl from the Faculty of Roman-German Philology)

Users are able to impress айтишников. No, indeed, they have a decent range of defeat and excellent critical damage.

The member must be such that until the end you bring - the hand is tired!
It is a sin to drive such a member with your own hands.

It is genius! Newcomers were told to copy files from one comp to their own. She pressed Ctrl + C on that compilation, and Ctrl + V on her.

Here is this:
In the topic of "old age" some: I am 20 years old, I still have somewhere stored 5 discs, I listened to vinyl discs and watched diaphylms on the diaprojektor. I remember the time when the cell phone appeared and gained popularity. I remember the OS system or how there... Windows 98 and big computers. And I know the word servant - still my grandmother stands! I understand that you are just old trolls that have overwhelmed the internet, but don’t underestimate our generation.

The daughter! We, the old frogs, remember Wind and the 5" discettes only to make sure you, frogs, understand us at least a little. If we are going to remember the M222 and perforators, you just won't be shocked :)

here here :
I remember somehow flying on board, when when landing began to knock a person 3-4... they are such a helmet-helmet-helmet.....helmet... no one supported them and somehow they were confused.
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I often applaud after flying two or three. We are polite people, thank the team and the pilots, they are pleased, this is our Russian chip.
There are a lot of foreigners on the plane, they do not have such a custom, and not to thank - it is some sort of slander.

No, friend, this is not a “Russian” chip, it is a general post-Soviet sleepiness. In the 1990s there were films in which Bruce Willis at the expense of titanic efforts sits the plane on the water, and happy passengers applaud the hero - and picked up. You don’t bother a trolleybus driver or a bus driver, or, say, a train driver. From the side it looks funny, stupid and ridiculous. The plane is no different in this regard.
By the way, if you believe the alphabet of good manners, applause after landing an airplane is considered a bad tone. The exception is the already mentioned landing in harsh conditions.

With a six-year-old daughter we remember the heroes of the fairy tale "The Wizard of the Emerald City". She doesn’t remember the horror. We make a hint with my husband: he scares the birds in the field. The girl replies: Fuck, Fuck. We try to approach from the other side: And what did he need from the wizard? The answer is brain. We: So what was his name? My daughter is a foolish. Daughter in tears of powerlessness, we have a homeric laugh all night.

KamaZiG: Buried in Google "Visnet video on YouTube", first link: "Visnet video on YouTube? Video material how to resolve!"... But now guess which site the video material?

M and Z, gather in a fitness club, Z locks up in the toilet.
M (disappointed): This must be written on the road.
A: Of course, it is better to write on the road!

Where is the Suez Canal?
Is it on the map or in the body?

At the exam, as in the arrest: everything said can be used against you.