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[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №22623
 17.11.2009
My sister sent:
We have a guy in the office, an aqualancer. This is not his profession, but his hobby. Although they say that he has a license for submersion. They borrowed him (and all of us) with requests to pull these gasoline masks in connection with the epidemic.
He recently came to the meeting. In the mask. of water. Not the usual, where the eye-nose is separately, but the whole, the type on the whole face, I do not know how it is called correctly. And with Aqualore. Or how this balloon is rightly called (although it is not very similar to the balloon, some rectangular shit, similar to a flowing trunk). The boss can’t stand, he asks:
Do you have enough air for long?
The clock is 12.
And then then?
And then sailing...

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №22622
 17.11.2009
I work as an administrator, I have my own office, but the wild thing is that everyone runs into it without knocking. No matter who it is, the boss or the seller which thread. After half a year of sharp jumping, trying to quickly drop my legs from the table or turn any toy, I was overwhelmed. He hanged a saucer on the door and pulled the wires there... now even the boss knocks and, without opening the door, asks if he can enter.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22621
 17.11.2009
I have a computer for repair.
Well, by habit with men, we see that the interesting accumulated. Well, of course I lazim by "Video".
There’s a movie with a very intriguing title "VBIOS". Almost all the movies.)
Starting ))) on the screen appears "Cinema studio довженко" film "In the Battle of the Old Men". It was all ?

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №22620
 17.11.2009
XXX is
Hi to you! Putin has arrived?
YYY
I do not know
YYY
You cannot look out the window.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22619
 17.11.2009
My girlfriend wrote:
The ideal wedding is not to go anywhere and bring a passport with a stamp.


[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №22618
 17.11.2009
Every time I get up from bed at night, I’m on the same rabbits.
YYY: for the cat?? to
xxx : xd

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №22617
 17.11.2009
X: Do you always talk first and then think?
Y: Yes
Y: No

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №22616
 17.11.2009
Yesterday is :
Joel, take it off the table!
and coffee?
Coffee eats and tears ?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22615
 17.11.2009
Did you see G today? This dress was... Woooh!and :)
See also: Aha No words, only an erection.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22614
 17.11.2009
by shura :
I have a problem!!! to
All the people in the game Red!"!

Mailohoffman :
You have a version of Zyuganov)))))))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22613
 17.11.2009
I called to order flight tickets.
The girl politely asked "where", then said "minute", then "oh, another minute", and then "call another couple of minutes, we've got something" and covering the tube with the hand whispering says "Katya,and maybe we'll turn off the game yet,and then they don't load?",after which the same pleasant voice said "you know, let me switch you to another operator?" and turned off...=)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №22612
 17.11.2009
xxx: snow, cold, -1 but very cold
XXX: What about you?
YYY: We have -20 =)
It’s just frozen for now =)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №22611
 17.11.2009
Comments on Diet:
"How beautiful the sausage was photographed!!!!!!!and "

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №22610
 17.11.2009
From the news on the Lente: the court order bitten the inspector GIBDD by the shoulder
So began the battle of the vampires and the reversal. O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №22609
 17.11.2009
My wife is accusing me of “fighting”:
You only have one thought in your mind!
I am :
Why one or two. Only they are the same.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22608
 17.11.2009
A worker at work tells me. Sitting at home with my husband, both come almost simultaneously SMS: "M(p)am(p)point, this is my new number. Throw 350 rubles, urgently need, then I will explain.” Her mother calls her on an old number and finds out that it’s a hoax. And the father is already sending a SMS "Go to fuck, daughter!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №22607
 17.11.2009
iPhone calendar ends in 2038
Apple Cannes Is Better Than Maya

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №22606
 17.11.2009
Okay, you don’t speak Russian. Can you read in Russian?
WOW: No
YYYYYYYYYYY(

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22605
 17.11.2009
What are the names of girls who don’t like flowers and toys?
Norina – Beneficial in all respects!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №22604
 17.11.2009
A friend needed a guy, so she decided to ask her to pick up someone decent.. In general, everything as usual, my friend's number, the guy's number.. both are dumb, no one wants to write.. she is tired of waiting, she asked me how she better write.. I ask her to wait.. I write to my:

HH: How would it be better to push it up?))
WOW: it is not compulsory to take a member ))

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