My sister sent:
We have a guy in the office, an aqualancer. This is not his profession, but his hobby. Although they say that he has a license for submersion. They borrowed him (and all of us) with requests to pull these gasoline masks in connection with the epidemic.
He recently came to the meeting. In the mask. of water. Not the usual, where the eye-nose is separately, but the whole, the type on the whole face, I do not know how it is called correctly. And with Aqualore. Or how this balloon is rightly called (although it is not very similar to the balloon, some rectangular shit, similar to a flowing trunk). The boss can’t stand, he asks:
Do you have enough air for long?
The clock is 12.
And then then?
And then sailing...
I work as an administrator, I have my own office, but the wild thing is that everyone runs into it without knocking. No matter who it is, the boss or the seller which thread. After half a year of sharp jumping, trying to quickly drop my legs from the table or turn any toy, I was overwhelmed. He hanged a saucer on the door and pulled the wires there... now even the boss knocks and, without opening the door, asks if he can enter.
I have a computer for repair.
Well, by habit with men, we see that the interesting accumulated. Well, of course I lazim by "Video".
There’s a movie with a very intriguing title "VBIOS". Almost all the movies.)
Starting ))) on the screen appears "Cinema studio довженко" film "In the Battle of the Old Men". It was all 😉
XXX is
Hi to you! Putin has arrived?
YYY
I do not know
YYY
You cannot look out the window.
My girlfriend wrote:
The ideal wedding is not to go anywhere and bring a passport with a stamp.
Every time I get up from bed at night, I’m on the same rabbits.
YYY: for the cat?? to
xxx : xd
X: Do you always talk first and then think?
Y: Yes
Y: No
Yesterday is :
Joel, take it off the table!
and coffee?
Coffee eats and tears 😉
Did you see G today? This dress was... Woooh!and :)
See also: Aha No words, only an erection.
by shura :
I have a problem!!! to
All the people in the game Red!"!
Mailohoffman :
You have a version of Zyuganov)))))))
I called to order flight tickets.
The girl politely asked "where", then said "minute", then "oh, another minute", and then "call another couple of minutes, we've got something" and covering the tube with the hand whispering says "Katya,and maybe we'll turn off the game yet,and then they don't load?",after which the same pleasant voice said "you know, let me switch you to another operator?" and turned off...=)
xxx: snow, cold, -1 but very cold
XXX: What about you?
YYY: We have -20 =)
It’s just frozen for now =)
Comments on Diet:
"How beautiful the sausage was photographed!!!!!!!and "
From the news on the Lente: the court order bitten the inspector GIBDD by the shoulder
So began the battle of the vampires and the reversal. O_O
My wife is accusing me of “fighting”:
You only have one thought in your mind!
I am :
Why one or two. Only they are the same.
A worker at work tells me. Sitting at home with my husband, both come almost simultaneously SMS: "M(p)am(p)point, this is my new number. Throw 350 rubles, urgently need, then I will explain.” Her mother calls her on an old number and finds out that it’s a hoax. And the father is already sending a SMS "Go to fuck, daughter!"
iPhone calendar ends in 2038
Apple Cannes Is Better Than Maya
Okay, you don’t speak Russian. Can you read in Russian?
WOW: No
YYYYYYYYYYY(
What are the names of girls who don’t like flowers and toys?
Norina – Beneficial in all respects!
A friend needed a guy, so she decided to ask her to pick up someone decent.. In general, everything as usual, my friend's number, the guy's number.. both are dumb, no one wants to write.. she is tired of waiting, she asked me how she better write.. I ask her to wait.. I write to my:
HH: How would it be better to push it up?))
WOW: it is not compulsory to take a member ))