xxx: and when I came to the skin, I almost fled to the other end of the hospital with screams from here, flea.
Yyy: AAAAAA, Doctor, what is it for me?! to
Aaaah, you sick, what is it for you?! to
Review of the movie Musketeers (2011):
If Duma had been alive now, he would have died now.
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Her husband's birthday on the nose, specifically bought elegant village cream for chicken under the sauce. I wake up at night, the spouse nearby is not snoring :-) In a couple of minutes he returns, wiping evidence from the face. No, I understand it all, but even the cat would eat!
Sovietskii: Hi, you lost in my bed, and I found, how will you pay?)))
Sweet Dream: I don’t wear a shirt!
Soviet disconnected
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correspondence between the employer and the executor.
Will we meet on Monday? How will you look?
So on Monday? Monday is bad.
We have three lessons a day, and there is no Russian algebra.
by O_O
Do you play badminton?
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xxx: and throw... if the processors were made of small gnomes. which silicon crystals are scattered with small hamsters and stamps.
Create a reducer, and there will be real working
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xxx: and it will seem to them that these are huge blocks of copper... in two human heights.
And then they’ll strike because it’s hard work and they’re paid little.
XXX: It’s not good that laser is doing it all now.
Do not take these pills anymore.
YYY: Did you understand?
The student enters a room in the shelter, where his friend is given fleshly comforts with his classmate.
Vassula, let me go...
Did not understand?
You ask me to get tired all the time...
The size of a member is like the date of your death. Better not know so as not to be upset.
YYY: Even worse... because the date of death can be mistaken, and the ambulance doesn’t lie.
[19:37:55] flastar: Van, when the first child is added, is it just to enter the childrenList or where to put it?
[19:38:54] iv: Serog, are you talking about life or programming?
yyy: How to seduce the teacher so as not to burn in front of the group and his woman, who also works at the university, but has such opportunities that I can not get a diploma. In full seriousness.
XXX: No, I would like to. In full seriousness.
I found last year’s cheque in my box today.
Only two positions, but what a combination.)
Game of Fantasy 100R
Contex Long Love 300p
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Okay, I went out once. I stand all so red and young, with a normal nose, and the doctor tells me that I have syphilis of the 4th stage. Not a fucking shit? Later it turned out that it was a common allergy to laundry powder.
Answer from Miley:
How to change the voice in Skype?
WOW: Clamping the eggs in ticks
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My 5 year old son decided to shave me and my wife. The hair.
What are you, hairdresser?
The Son: Yes, Mom
Wife is a beast?
No, no people.
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What should I do to not write like a joke?
The connection between intelligence and wealth has not even been proven.
by Perelman.
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What the President wanted best...
We have a type office and a sports complex across the road. Good one, with a pool and courts - tennis and badminton. Well, we went all over the office volancher to leave for the lunch break. And the local staff is happy to us - the people at lunch still no one, so we for the price and allowed with gratitude.
And well - and ladies and men, bosses and subordinates with rackets, in pairs and individually. No need to recruit a team, everyone can play - complete convenience and democracy. Then take a shower and go back to work.
But after all, Dmitry Anatolyevich fell asleep playing badminton on the combinations! The enthusiasm died. At first, the people, embarrassed, began to hide the racket in the bags, then to forget, and the chief accountant so and so proclaimed: "As I take the racket in my hands, I immediately think of a party of scammers and thieves. Play without me.” Eventually the enthusiasm died.
Thank you very much, Dmitry Anatolievich. This game has been played with his participation.
The Young Leader:
I and my colleagues will perform in front of a 10,000 audience. As you wish,
But he must provide great ovations after the speech. Or you s
Work is thrown.
The singers are sitting on stage. Quiet in the room. The leader comes out and points out to the speakers:
They are fraudsters and thieves.
The room breaks up in crazy applause.
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A radius of about 6-7 km.
What to use as a base station? What to use with the subscriber?
yyyy - 10 boxes of vodka will easily cover a small village. As a base station you can choose any liquor and vodka store.