For centuries, people have been wondering why we came to this earth. And it is simple. For example, cats believe that we are born to feed them, bear them, and play with them with a laser.

xxx: imagine: you buy a kid-surprise, carefully, stripes remove the foil,
With a gentle press, you break the chocolate, remove the plastic cube, open it, and there is BACHILES.

In California, a man was going to rob an office.
In the room he tried to penetrate through the chimney, but stuck and called the rescuers.

Now the main thing is not to judge the rescuers - that they were driving for a long time.

Or officers for the inconvenience and moral damage caused.

The PDC! It is 8 degrees!
Plus or minus?
HH: What a stupid question! How long has it been in December?

In the store "All $ 19 thousand" brought bitcoins.

Recommendations for one product from AliExpress:
The seller just jerked in the bag! Nothing but shit!! to

>> From the wires #$zero current. I put the caps in place... Probably not the bugs...

and 146 percent! They don’t give up without fighting.

Speaking of the technique.
Not only is the outgoing traffic of my phone twice the incoming traffic (I’m curious to live on Google version), so the last drop was when Google sent a message: "Tell your home address". You don’t know, you don’t know, you shit!! Would you write "confirm", or is it PPC?

Graff: Yet how much less pathos and romance would there be around the vampire theme, if the spiders did not procrastinate, hellishly scatter, the throat of the victim, and suck with hobbies - like mosquitoes.

I'll leave work early today, with my husband.
Will you be preparing?
I was already well prepared: a cut on my right hand, a burn on my left. I can't even wash my head myself, my hands in the water hurt. In the hairdresser room.
“But we’re going to celebrate at a restaurant for the first time in many years because I can’t cook. All that happens is for the best.

Xh: Eat cold sticky pasta with your hands straight from the pot in the refrigerator. Why not.
HH: In addition, at the first hour of the night. How low I fell.
HHH: I will not go after the villain anyway. Because if you take a dish, boil it, put it on the table, then it will be considered that I am eating at night.
HH: So I didn’t eat, I just tried.
HGH: Four times

As the ancient Chinese said, if you lie on the couch for a long time, sooner or later your motivation will pass by.

I cleaned the fish, washed it, baked it, ate it, washed the dishes and just leaving the kitchen, I remembered a cat who humbly sat next to his empty bowl with the expression on his mouth, “Here is the...h!“!”

Marriage is strengthened. Advertising of a paid medical clinic at the stop. The following correspondence: there are contraindications, it is necessary to consult a specialist. I have a number of questions: what can be contraindications to visit the clinic? And what do they have for such "doctors" if they need to consult someone before visiting them? Which specialist should I consult before going there? With the accountant?

> Cutting of nails (with fixation of the owner)

It does not eat!! This is my coyote!! Do not eat!! Leave the menu!“!”

The Technique of Evil. and real. Not only that modern gadgets have become smarter than their owners, so they are also trying to humiliate... It is not very pleasant when during sex on the fitness bracelet the GPS is turned on and the phrase “too short distance” is issued.

Excursions to the movies, theaters, restaurants...why do the grandmothers go for sex?! to

The main disadvantage of old houses are thin walls and excellent hearing. So is it with us: every day closer to the evening and until the night we listen to the same thing as the neighbor below. The music is normal, it doesn’t stress me. But the three-year-old daughter is afraid of the noise. Attempts to agree with the neighbor to reduce the noise did not succeed. I have nothing but to invite my child to dance when she hears music. Fun and not scary at all.

And in the old houses are not only thin walls. And today this neighbor is stuck with a piece of patch that has flown away from the ceiling...

A compromise has been found :)

- And you know, colleague, that there are facts proving the existence on the territory of modern Russia in the recent past of a highly developed civilization, in technological terms far superior to us in the level of development?
Are you talking about the USSR?

George Clooney arranged a dinner at his home, to which he invited 14 of his closest friends. Each was given a designer suitcase with a million dollars.

The fact is that the actor at first time could not realize himself in the cinema and he had to work for many years. During the most difficult periods of his life, Clooney found help from his friends.

Despite the current success, the actor has not forgotten anything and remembers everything that his friends have done for him.

The man. The respect.