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 17.12.2017
I'll leave work early today, with my husband.
Will you be preparing?
I was already well prepared: a cut on my right hand, a burn on my left. I can't even wash my head myself, my hands in the water hurt. In the hairdresser room.
“But we’re going to celebrate at a restaurant for the first time in many years because I can’t cook. All that happens is for the best.
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