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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №60270
 17.02.2012
How heavy is the dog age:
In the rain, in the snow, and in the rain.
A man is chasing from home.
It makes you catch!

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60269
 17.02.2012
I’ve spent my whole life with cheap $15 headphones. I recently received a gift for $200. And, apparently, my favorite song is performed not only by a drunk keyboardist and bassist, but at least another guitarist, flute player and someone with a triangle. The keyboard may still be sober. At the end of the recording, someone was very quiet. O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60268
 17.02.2012
Enjoyed a curious question on the movie site: "Don't tell where to buy the same grass that was smoked by the translators who translated the title of the film "Seeking justice" how "The Hungry Rabbit attacks"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №60267
 17.02.2012
There is no more sad spectacle in the world.
The falling member of a man at the mine

[ + 26 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60266
 17.02.2012
True friendship is to transmit 7 gigs via Skype.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №60265
 17.02.2012
We have a small building in which we work.
Not so long ago, a new cleaner appeared, a young maid slightly over twenty, with the intelligence of a fifth-grade and the eyes of a poor cow.
He killed me the day before.
I am sitting in a warm and light toilet, reading a book.
Here steps behind the door, pull the pen, the door is closed.
Five-second pause and the alarming voice of Vicky:

Who is there?? to

So what to answer, Blake? The militia? The sanitary? The Santa?? to

Through the compressed laughter he gave up his own!! to

seemed to calm.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60264
 17.02.2012
c - student, z - deputy dean and teacher of metro machinery

Q: How long do I need to take the course?
Q: In general, until May, but personally you will be riding with me at the department on December 21, 2012, all normal people will die at home in front of the TV with the family and you with me at the department :)

c) The Phoenix

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №60263
 17.02.2012
She started doing repairs in the kitchen, allowed her daughter to paint on old wallpapers, saying at the same time: "You can even write a matyug" (she's already a big girl, 12 years old). I go into the kitchen after a while and see the inscription on the wall with large letters - "MATYUYUG" - This is education!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60262
 17.02.2012
Why Do We Need Cognac?
Would you like to love this beautiful nymph tonight?
Oh yeah yes!
What about a charming small armored train?
No is!
That’s why, Constantine, we need a cognac.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №60261
 17.02.2012
Discuss the patch to the skyrim, which allows you to smash as weapons any things (toughs, blades and other sludge). The first stone:
"Thanks to you!! Dragons on the Ride! The damage is small, but psychological trauma - for a lifetime! :D :D :D :D "

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60260
 17.02.2012
xxx: For several years I met with an ex-girlfriend who principally preferred to sleep at the wall. Now the new girl just explodes the brain: she sleeps no less principally. I have a paradigm break!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Take them both into bed and sleep in the middle.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №60259
 17.02.2012
Prep is frank:
I was once spied by students, so one got a notebook and asked me about it, and the other on the phone shoots..."

Kholodkov Bros.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60258
 17.02.2012
I won a beauty contest!
WOW is good. What had to be done there?
ZZZ: Well there is a diphile, they look at you as you are cared for, how you have your body, a talent contest to sing or dance.
Does this remind you of nothing?
xxxh: defile, evaluation of care, talent competition... I think I remember. We were in this competition in 98, right? Only then was it called a large breed dog exhibition.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60257
 17.02.2012
Correspondence with a classmate, now a biofak student:
XXX: I gave up my body. 3 but gave up.
YYY: AAAA AAAA! Students take organs at exams!!! How to live without the liver?
XXX: The body is nothing else. Last year I gave an anal.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60256
 17.02.2012
I searched the internet for contour maps, stumbled on 'Download audio book "Contour maps. History of Russia.' takes 425 minutes, I thought.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60255
 17.02.2012
You are my biggest disappointment. If I knew who you were and what you were, I’t talk to you. Great was faith in conformity with the image of reality. Melancholy smart beautiful girl
Dark Water: So I am a funny, stupid, ugly boy.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60254
 17.02.2012
News: The United Nations recognizes access to the Internet as a basic human right
Ogre: But people without the internet never knew about it.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60253
 17.02.2012
The daughter has a large soft sheep that tells stories.
Imagine in the silence of the night from the corner a quiet stealing voice "Hello baby. Be comfortable with..."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60252
 17.02.2012
There are now in the room:
Vladilin, X-boy, ridiculous_catE, pider-man:D, ZaebalaZima
...
The user entered the room.

The boys are deceived! I need your help again!!! to
User X-Men has left the room
The user has left the room.
*Pider-man:D has left the room
*The user of ZaebalaZima left the room
The Hole: ((
The Lord, can you help?
I am a bot!

[ + 43 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60251
 17.02.2012
XXX: What is the joke? Here was a fluid student, the 5-year-olds seemed to be adults and serious people.
Xxx: now behind the shoulders of 2 universities, a candidate of science, I head a large company, under the supervision of 1,000 people, wife, three children.... But to this day in the ass of childhood ))) Either with friends we fool like idiots, or I sit in the evenings I play x-boxing with my son... Where is she, adult life??... I do not understand anything...

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