Hello, how are you doing?
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I'm going to be a nephew in three days.
Will my aunt be born?

My brother has a jump: he loves to sleep on the floor. It will lay a thin such a tourist bed, cover with a bedroom and shake. Initially it was recommended to him to straighten his back and all that, and then he used to himself, liked it. It was cold, so I bought a bed. I go into his room and see: the bed stands, wide, soft, comfortable. And on it lies the door from the closet, bed and bedroom. O_O

From the forum of dermatologists:
Why is the skin on the penis darker than on the body?
You need to wash more often!! to

In the meantime, the director tells the chief accountant:
I will read the Criminal Code.
Without leaving the papers:
I would read the tax at least once.

An elephant lives in my apartment.
In house 2, entrance 4.
We are used to eating:
In the morning at 8, in the afternoon at 16.
Eat for breakfast.
32 seeds of seed.
After a morning walk
and 64 brides.
We bring him for lunch.
Cucumbers of 128.
Tomatoes can eat.
250 and 6.
Eaten by 512.
Unless you try.
And mix it with kefir.
by 1024

Grow up your children from childhood))

She: I want to swallow something soft, warm and moist.
Don’t touch my ass!

The cat sat on the laptop. When I pressed, half the key stopped working. I couldn’t do everything normally myself... I acted forgiveness- again put the cat on top. Everything works...

6.2 is This contract is made in two copies. All three copies are identical and have the same force. Each party shall have two copies of this Agreement.

Congratulations to the 1024th page of the best Abyss. I sincerely hope there are still people here who understand the beauty of this number.

It smells like sex. 😉
I hope my grandmother doesn’t remember that smell.

I am also an EMO!! to
WOW why? O_O

Here’s how a familiar doctor taught me to make injections: "The basic principle: don’t yours!"

What fucking cinema? After nine hours of playing PSP, even the size of the labels on the desktop scares me.

The Wolf:
My cat was caught.
The perverted:
The symphony became?
The Wolf:
I am straight mm.
The perverted:
It’s now March, he’s now going to dragons dragons.
The Wolf:
He has no eggs.
The perverted:
The gesture
Hopefully he had a careful haircut.
The Wolf:
:D

The greatest creatures in the world are men. Where they come from, there they go! © by
MW

Atro: Dimka, I will not drink with you anymore. The “tree” with which you wandered from those dwarfs was a road sign. And it was not necessary to plant it on a canopy and water it. And it wasn’t worth digging down the road to all the encounters with the question "and you planted a tree?". The two men in the funny hats were menta. They also wanted to plant a tree. That tree was you.

Dimmu: Oh yeah... I understood that I am a plzhensky box. to protect against the youths.

Gent
In fact, a little scary is the fact that in the advertising agency, where I want to order a poster, the consultant in aske nick "Kaliaka-Malaka"

(Discussions about apartments in Moscow)
F!G: Moscow, Smolensk, Agricultural area D is 11, 10 minutes to the subway by foot, 726 million The rub. This is a 11 room.

Q: Do you really want to buy an apartment?

Owl: Hz

Owl: the drinker

Owl: with a 100k sp, you can buy it in 605 years

Owl is fucking))

F!G: these are apartments for elves

Allan Carr's book "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" has already begun to act, I accidentally smoked the wrong side of the cigarette
YYY: Next time you put it in the wrong place, read on.

Bred says: Well, how is life there in Portugal?
To4ka says: ja nashla russkij magazin s hav4ikom
To4ka says: tut jestj semki, i mne ne nuzhno budet boljshe pokupatj seme4ki v zoo magazine