I spent two days at work, not choking. At night, the shops are closed. I went home to a friend (he lives closer). A friend gets the semi-fabricates in the refrigerator and to the plate - to scratch the hot, I cut the salad. A friend is frightened by something rubbing, crushing, roasting, disturbing. I ask :
Oh shit, what are you?
I’m going to cook it, he responds.
I have understood. What exactly?
- Pasta under cheese, wheat, hunting sausages, sausage and tomato sauce, - here we both at the same time "feed" in the stomach. It is called "Dedicate, creature!"

xxx are you here?
xxx to give?
YYY: You are not
xxx is it?
YYY: I will not give you
XXX: Sorry, but I’m on a different issue.

What did you give for March 8th? 10 times! and Neil! It is a rose...

Have I heard the number 10 here?

A deadly man on the street asked me today.
He comes and says, “Are you afraid of the fish?”

I thought a little about what to answer. He seemed to have been unconscious...

I say, I am not afraid...

He pulls off his jacket. He has a T-shirt on his strong chest, and a Reebok inscription on his T-shirt.
He asks: Are you afraid now?

I have to admit, I am afraid ?

Manager: Unfortunately there is no black body available, only pink remains ((!!!! to
Buyer of OOO!!! I have a beautiful blonde wife!! to

In our military department, two students were late reporting who were and why were late:
Student Ryazanov of the Queen
Colonel and you?
The Queen’s Student.

I bought a fresh cheese. Please burn the cheese.
Oh my dear, let me better make you pass, and you will burn what you need there.

XXX: The roof of shit. Do you know how to fashion photography?
xxx: Status "Do not fuck me". All the images were mixed, it was "abby me perna"

The Water Engine Forum

Forced to sleep right in the boat under the open sky, well still warm and there was no rainfall.
In the morning, I was awakened by someone’s thump and whistle.

I thought "Here are the goats!!and "
It looked like a goat...

I knew one from Greece, but it was a village bicycle.
Do you, Russians, have such an expression?
2: In the sense, as a 'dumb man' or curved legs?
1 is no. In the sense of "everyone can ride".

X: with licking...
Y: What are you lying?
X: UPS

There was a circus with water (the neighbors had something leaked) knocking into their apartment, a child’s voice:
Who is there?
You have a leak in the bathroom.
I know

In the ophthope, the telecome recently asked which knot to look at
The first option is "Deep throat"
XHH: the type and what he is about
Someone replied: The movie is a catastrophe.

I have a Ikea catalogue. There the set of furniture for the garden is called in Latin SVALKA, in Russian it was shamefully translated as SVALK =)

Dedicated to all the girls who say, "All the guys are the same."I would be a decent girl, I would not know all the guys!

Add to herb. It was put on the country by 99.9% of its population.

Economics lectures for dentists
Lecturer: Where to get the money? You can sell goods. What can you sell? (referred to by Service)
The students thought, “Hello!”! to

Insulted to the whole world, Galia took two empty cages and walked through the crowded streets.

xxx: well what do you know about shocks... here to find out that Joker in the cartoons about Batman is sounded by Luke Skywalker, here is the fucking world turned!! to

She: What is your height?
You have 197?
It is: 150
It is: mm, comfortable, by belt