For the first time, I sang with my wife a whirlwind, punching the daughter. At the end of the song, only the computer fell asleep.

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I read the rainbow. Microsoft is going to release Windows for cars

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So it’s not far from the hour when you’ll see a message on the screen – “Sorry, the machine has performed an unacceptable operation and will be broken!”

No one recalled the hotel.
There is a "Circle of Saline Boseen". and :-)

here here :
Now I look at the "Musketers" and get into the plot.... - Spanish shit, worthy of honour to become the Queen of France, slept with an Englishman, for which she gave him a gift of her husband))) Then the Englishman sent a local, already sealed shit, so that she cut the trousers from his clothes, which can really be done, only overnight with him... The third shit, persuades his lover to correct the situation) And a bunch of martyrs begin to wet each other for this bad situation... We need to rename the film in "Three shit and loch-D Artanian"Imho........
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Philolologist: Today I called the sanitary to clean my toilet. Going under the shell to shut down the pipe, he lit up his fifth iPhone.
I once again realized that I made a mistake in choosing my profession.

Book review on Livelib:
The man's wife is missing. The wife disappeared from her husband. The man’s wife is missing. The man's wife is missing. Missing man’s wife. The husband’s wife is missing. My wife has a wife. has disappeared. The man disappeared. With wife. Wife of man. A missing man. A man's wife is missing from a man's wife. Missing man is missing. The Wife. A man’s wife is missing, a man’s wife. The man’s wife is missing. The man's wife is missing. You listened to the short content of the novel of the famous prosaic Paulo Coelho "Zaire". 0 to 10.

Moscovites are angry: in the subway, the escalators are divided into standing and running not only down, but up! % of

I carefully follow the news in Ukraine, about the terrible colonel of the GRU with the calling "STREEL" for which everyone is hunting.... And what a direct acquaintance emerges, somewhere it was...I await further radio interceptions with calling "doctor" "spirit""Sydorovich", confrontations of groups "Debt", "Liberty","Monolith" "Individual"
And the development of the plot with the ending and the final in Pripyat and Chase...)))

I watched the UN meeting – especially smiles when the representative of the Congo speaks with a serious face about the concerns of the people of the Congo about the situation in Ukraine.

I noticed that not there the + sign changes the meaning of the phrase completely: "On the weekend we will be 18+" ^_^

A fifth grade student hit his teacher with a hammer on his finger...and got five!
At least he heard so...

I: (hoping for moral support) no guy, no hot water, the cat hates me. What a life?
I would hang myself in your place.

Kavun: A long time ago I liked Doctor-Auto very much, and then the pepper curly glued the head of the block, and still there for the little things.. By the way... at the Keychevskaya at Arbat (Movement?) I didn’t get a single screw when I replaced the front seats...nothing terrible happened. Just the wheels were a cottage)... I remember then my fresh-cooked car owner raised a reasonable question - which click comes from the right front wheel - there the older broke his eyebrows and driving with me around the circle recommended to change the grenade urgently and expensive ). Fortunately, I went to the climb - the ruin on the Strelka (still with mirrors) there and found the absence of a screw with a gauge.
And every little thing like that...
In short, being a humanitarian in our country is quite expensive.

Everyone knows that Vysotsky said "Kufna" and "Kalidor", but no one will come to the mind to call him illiterate.
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"All is known" - this is the most reliable source of information. More than just "Obs"
But for the "comes" virtual pin you get personally, not Vysotsky.

I have happiness!
My dream has come true!
My favourite brought a cat from Varlak!

I am drunk and happy ? ? ? ?

Have fun with me ="^_^"=

should be supplemented:
Discussing on one of the forums the possibility of mortgage under 10%, one of the answers

In order to take such a loan, you need to be almost a 25-year-old retired just married with two children and working in a bank.
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I am a retiree for disability (diabetes mellitus), I am 24 years old, I married a year ago and we only had a twin born, and I work in a clerk bank.
I don’t get a mortgage under 10%.

From the forum, discussion of electronic kitchen weights:
I understand why in the shops weighed before - people hand-packed products on ordinary weights, therefore the human factor. But now the weights are all electronic, what is the reason?
Wow, you won’t believe it!

If Russia decides to attack Ukraine with two battalions, ten divisions will reach Kiev. Not counting the militias. c) the SIP

Thalia is a Georgian name. Well, like Danelia or Topuria there.

This is Abkhazia! And the Georgian is Zarjaveli, Minasali...

In the fairy tale of dragons must be knights, princesses and self-made dad-king.
When you were a child, you were not told any stories except Ragnarok?

- and this brave and not burdened with excess intelligence guy in the lattice, a long time not washed in the campaign, not for a long time to think of the relic reptile from the red book, will marry the princess and usurpate the power in the country
They will die one day, yes.

Ideally
Do not tell these things to children.