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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98055
 17.05.2014
I am glad I have a wife with a sense of humor. Or with these modern smartphones correcting in the text of SMS "I am in the lab" the letter "l" to the letter "b" and before the divorce is not far away.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №98054
 17.05.2014
The 1st option.
Treat their disorder in special psychiatric hospitals of the closed type.
The 2nd option.
to destroy. Because they are the impasse branches of human individuals. Unable to fully reproduce offspring. In addition, they try to popularize this unnecessity by trying to impose on others that it is prestigious.

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They say that fascism has won. To destroy people is to write creatures. It is not in a psychiatric clinic.

[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98053
 17.05.2014
>> Sex between men to relieve tension
Long distance is one thing. Propaganda
Homosexuality as a way of life is different.
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This is shit, comrades!
Gay vs Piddars have already spoken out. Now let the tourists at least say something about long trips and something else. And the pattern is broken, and not the propaganda of homosexuality at all.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98052
 17.05.2014
in the stick with the stick, and in the hole with the hole, the offspring will not appear! Never ever! Even in the super theory. I don’t care about practice...
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It is wonderful! I have long suggested - to accept marriage applications only with certificates of reproductive health of both spouses. There is nothing unfruitful of normal partners to hold with you, or have fought here. If you are healed, then think about marriage. And yes, if a year after the marriage, the young wife does not present a certificate of pregnancy or a successful birth - divorce. and compulsive. Let the district keep an eye on them to leave. Then see. I got married here without children!!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98051
 17.05.2014
But the bourgeois infection still walks on its heels.
Beware of the out-of-marriage connections there!
There are spies with a strong body – you put them in the door, they put them in the window!
Say that we’ve finished this long ago!

But they may not act directly.
Put yourself in the box and pretend to be a man.
and put it under the corset,
Check the gender of your neighbor.

There are other measures,
You will not understand, they will eat alive!
I dreamed of Hungarians.
With boats and guns.

V. Vysotsky, Instructions before travelling abroad

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №98050
 17.05.2014
From the taboo:

xxx: And a fantastic situation: you can visit the magical world, you fell in love with a pony / Griffon / other(?). Your actions?
yyy: And a fantastic situation: you can go out, you fell in love with a girl/boy/other(?). Your actions?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98049
 17.05.2014
That’s the "cocktail", but it’s a bit of humor :)
Wake up SEO:
One of the transitions to the site was made at the request: "Free for sale". It is time to rethink the concept of promotion.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98048
 17.05.2014
A priest who knows about Sodom and Gomorrah gives good to a covenant that is forbidden by God. It breaks the brain a little.
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The most important money is paid, and God bless everyone for a long time :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98047
 17.05.2014
Kirill An
Take the freedom of choice from the Russians, and they will calm down. Choose trailers - people will fall on the streets

Dmitry Maximov
Kirill, I wanted to seriously ask you what you think of freedom of choice, but then I saw that you were born later than 95 and realized that it was useless.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98046
 17.05.2014
Everyone is talking about gays. Somehow I get on them. Atheists do not believe in hell. In religious terms, the only thing that surprises me a little is that in the West, in many countries, same-sex marriages are allowed, okay, too. But they also get married in the church, how do they understand? A priest who knows about Sodom and Gomorrah gives good to a covenant that is forbidden by God. It breaks the brain a little.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98045
 17.05.2014
to this:
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A year ago:

Shell will begin searching for shale gas in Ukraine at the end of 2014.

I hear, brothers Slavs, soon in Ukraine may begin problems with democracy.

Nakarkal
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If you are interested, we found it. And an amazing coincidence! Near the Crimea and under Slavyansk.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98044
 17.05.2014
Oh I cannot. Today I watched "Rossomaha’ for the first time. Start." In the Ukrainian duplicate. There, the main heroine explains to Rosomaches how her death was staged. She was injected with a drug that supposedly slows her heart. and hydrochlorothiazide. The moisture! Oh poor girl, how she was alive.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98043
 17.05.2014
This is:
Oh, I can not. Today I watched "Rossomaha’ for the first time. Start." In the Ukrainian duplicate. There, the main heroine explains to Rosomaches how her death was staged. She was injected with a drug that supposedly slows her heart. and hydrochlorothiazide. The moisture! Oh poor girl, how she was alive.
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In foreign films, there has long been the practice of playing such "sliding" moments.
For example, in the "Fight Club" there is a wrong recipe for napalm or explosives. And this is done so that any fools, trying to make it, do not offend themselves.

The same goes for the movie "Rossomach. Home" Hydrochlorothiazide is used as a "deception". If any wise man wants to slow down his heart for a joke, or somehow get a medicine, he should rather sit further than he sees, by confusing the doses and kill himself.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98042
 17.05.2014
One of the news.
The capital police conducted searches in the premises of the sect of the "god of Kuzy", reports the TV channel "Moscow 24". In two apartments on the Krasno-Proletarskaya and in the Great Kondratievsky street were found 219 million rubles in cash in boxes from under shoes, fake seals of Orthodox dioceses, photos and videos with child pornography, as well as a home zoo of 50 species of rare animals.

Nathan, the box was stolen!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98041
 17.05.2014
Typical Abakan I walk yesterday evening, well as evening, at noon of the first night on Abakan. A boy and a girl are ahead. I hear a fragment of the conversation: Girl "- Do you know who the Pechorin is? Go on uneducated! I will not talk to you at all!". The curtain.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98040
 17.05.2014
XXX: It would be good to have a friend in life, kind and reliable as a robot werter from Guest from the future :)
UUU: Yes, but they usually hit like a Bender robot.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №98039
 17.05.2014
Daddy, you should be locked in a psychic room if you are aroused by violence. Because such manifestations can just be suppressed and they really pose a threat to society, unlike homosexuality. Because, despite the fact that there are gays (both sexes, by the way), men still extend sleeping with grandmothers and in the near future, I think this will not change. Gay haters are just a crowd of idiots who can’t think and change their views. At one time, because of these, the adherents of the old order and the Dark Ages did not retreat for a long time. If we were to think wider, we might already fly to distant planets. Idiots are fucking.
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<Sarcasm>
That is to say that we are not flying to distant planets somehow involved pydors?
Now I hate them even more!
< / sarcasm>

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98038
 17.05.2014
Military Command. The medical examination. I am in line for two boys aged 18 years. Both just left the oculist’s office. I hear their conversation:
And why did the ophthalmologist show us these colored images with numbers?
2: Check to ensure that the bots do not crack

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №98037
 17.05.2014
XXX is my group:
From one end of the cabinet: from the creators of "new folder" and "new folder2"
From the other end of the cabinet: No, I won’t play football with a cat’s head.
I turn to the left and ask the guys what they are doing: Well, we are here to increase the goose.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98036
 17.05.2014
And if two bearded men dress up as women and stand out for each other in front of the world, would you call it trolling too?
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Rammstein, of course, was not dressed as women, and not really strangled, but still yes, it was that trolling.

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